Tons of celebrity birthdays today: There’s Phil Donahue, 71; Jane Fonda, 69; Jane Kaczmarek, 51; Ray Romano, 49; Andy Dick, 41; Kiefer Sutherland, 40; Julie Delpy, 37; and Rock Star: Supernova winner Lukas Rossi, 30. I’m no Michael Slezak, so I could only come up with a birthday haiku for one of today’s celebrants, Samuel L. Jackson. Feel free to celebrate the Jedi master’s 58th with me, or haiku one of the other birthday boys and girls listed above.
next up: Black Snake Moan
too bad we’re all sick of those
motherf—ing snakes
Snakes on a Plane and
everyone’s forgot about
Fourmula 51
A Cool Jurassic Sequel!
Angry one-armed man
Waiting on the island for
Sam Neill to return
Jane is sixty nine?
Osteo-Barbarella?
Naw, Happy Birthday!
B-Day for Kiefer
Twenty four hours of peace, joy?
Nope? Damn terrorists!
Guess I lose a bet
Andy Dick sees forty one
Whod’a thunk it?