Happy Birthday, everybody!

11913__soap_lTons of celebrity birthdays today: There’s Phil Donahue, 71; Jane Fonda, 69; Jane Kaczmarek, 51; Ray Romano, 49; Andy Dick, 41; Kiefer Sutherland, 40; Julie Delpy, 37; and Rock Star: Supernova winner Lukas Rossi, 30. I’m no Michael Slezak, so I could only come up with a birthday haiku for one of today’s celebrants, Samuel L. Jackson. Feel free to celebrate the Jedi master’s 58th with me, or haiku one of the other birthday boys and girls listed above.

next up: Black Snake Moan
too bad we’re all sick of those
motherf—ing snakes

Comments (4 total) Add your comment
  • Marnie

    Snakes on a Plane and
    everyone’s forgot about
    Fourmula 51

  • Karla

    A Cool Jurassic Sequel!
    Angry one-armed man
    Waiting on the island for
    Sam Neill to return

  • Karla

    Jane is sixty nine?
    Osteo-Barbarella?
    Naw, Happy Birthday!

  • mikeym

    B-Day for Kiefer
    Twenty four hours of peace, joy?
    Nope? Damn terrorists!
    Guess I lose a bet
    Andy Dick sees forty one
    Whod’a thunk it?

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