Bob Barker, soon to retire as host of The Price Is Right, turns 83 today. The man has earned our haikus, PopWatchers. Now begin!
cats, dogs, spayed, neutered
sick days filled with frothy joy
of showcase showdown
Dec 12
2006
09:52 PM ET
Happy Birthday, Bob Barker!
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You know, I’ll always regret not getting the chance to play Plinko with Bob or to win……. A NEW CAR!!!
Barker and beauties,
you have done the skinny mic well;
As you have, plinko.
whoa bob! i thought you
were way older than that. once
you kicked sandler’s ass.
Rod yells, “Come on down!”,
A dinette appears on stage;
I have overbid.
Slezak, you gotta get this shirt: http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
I got up at 2
Waited all day in long lines
My name wasn’t called
(based on a true story)
If you don’t like to
Watch people win at Plinko,
You are dead inside.
Time to die Bob.
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All the stupid jerks
Who bid up by one dollar
Have caused me to quit
Have to bring it up
Bob got old ‘n skanky with
Dian Parkinson
if i looked like that…i would pray for death nightly.
a haiku question:
is it me or does barker
get hotter with age?
I wonder who will be taking over for him next year?
Geriatric host
Crazy smells on his hang down
I’m stunned he’s not dead.
There are a few posters here that are definitely under the age of 18. For all who hope to die before hitting 83, you may not be saying that when you get to be that age-if you are fortunate to live that long. Wishing anyone death is just in bad taste, but most people today have no class. I hope Bob Barker enjoys his remaining years to the fullest. You will not always be young and beautiful.