Happy Birthday, Bob Barker!

144427__barker_lBob Barker, soon to retire as host of The Price Is Right, turns 83 today. The man has earned our haikus, PopWatchers. Now begin!

cats, dogs, spayed, neutered
sick days filled with frothy joy
of showcase showdown

addCredit(“Bob Barker: Tuukka Jantti/Getty Images”)

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  • Rahul

    You know, I’ll always regret not getting the chance to play Plinko with Bob or to win……. A NEW CAR!!!

  • Mark

    Barker and beauties,
    you have done the skinny mic well;
    As you have, plinko.

  • meredith

    whoa bob! i thought you
    were way older than that. once
    you kicked sandler’s ass.

  • mesmo

    Rod yells, “Come on down!”,
    A dinette appears on stage;
    I have overbid.

  • Erin
  • Erin

    I got up at 2
    Waited all day in long lines
    My name wasn’t called
    (based on a true story)

  • meg

    If you don’t like to
    Watch people win at Plinko,
    You are dead inside.

  • Slammy

    Time to die Bob.


  • Michael

    All the stupid jerks
    Who bid up by one dollar
    Have caused me to quit

  • Jay Clark

    Have to bring it up
    Bob got old ‘n skanky with
    Dian Parkinson

  • steve-o

    if i looked like that…i would pray for death nightly.

  • Rhonda

    a haiku question:
    is it me or does barker
    get hotter with age?

  • Bryan

    I wonder who will be taking over for him next year?

  • Lord V

    Geriatric host
    Crazy smells on his hang down
    I’m stunned he’s not dead.

  • Juju

    There are a few posters here that are definitely under the age of 18. For all who hope to die before hitting 83, you may not be saying that when you get to be that age-if you are fortunate to live that long. Wishing anyone death is just in bad taste, but most people today have no class. I hope Bob Barker enjoys his remaining years to the fullest. You will not always be young and beautiful.

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