It’s time for another round of "Beat This Caption," PopWatchers, so without further ado, check out this photo of Wesley Snipes (recently indicted in the Read the full post.
Nov 29
2006
05:59 PM ET
Beat This Caption: Wesley Snipes edition
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Jonah Hex – The Movie
(click my name to see the “separated at Birth” picture) or go to:
http://www.toonopedia.com/jonahhex.jpg
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I’m posting this in a few different spots because I’m new at this and not sure exactly how to do it but a statement made by Wesley Snipes has me furious.
I’ve enjoyed Wesley’s movies for years and I hate that he has a disagreement with the IRS. I cannot stand it when a person plays a racial card for a situation that has nothing to do with race. Wesley, I hate to tell you bud but the IRS’s only colors are green. You need to “Man Up” and tend to business. If you feel that you don’t owe the taxes, get a lawyer, if you owe them, pay them. Please don’t play the racial card, thats weak and you’re more of a man than that.
Leave the clebs alone they are F@$#ing people to. they have feelings to. Treat them how you would wnt to be treated. Just because they have alot of money and there famous dosen’t mean that they should be treated any diffrent. Leave them the F@#K alone.