No, Billy Idol, NO! You are not supposed to be dreaming of a "White Christmas." A "White Wedding"? Absolutely. L’Oreal No. 473: White-Blonde? OK, sure. Read the full post.
Nov 27
2006
11:00 AM ET
Things That Make Me Die Inside (Vol. 7)
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I don’t know whether to swoon or gouge my ears and eyes out…yet I find it somewhat hypnotizing.
Not even 10 seconds into it, I was LMAO! Y’all, I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face. It’s really sad if you think about it too much. Hilarious, but sad.
Michael Slezak needs to get a sense of humor! This was the funniest thing I have seen in ages and yes it does remind me of Bill Nighy in Love Actually!
Thanks exiene – you’re right. Crosby died in 1977, before White Wedding was released – and he had done a Christmas special with Bowie (very eerie rendition of Drummer Boy) – who DID maintain his voice.
Me so wrong about the Bing-Billy connection! Tell the youngsters today – years of head banging, new waving, and multicolored punk hair do things to your brain! Just ask Billy Idol!
This is BILLY IDOL????
Good grief!!!! You can totally see he’s trying to be just enough “Billy Idol” to be familiar, but the botox forehead is hindering him, and he does look like he either took prozac or a few shots of somethin harder to get him through the ordeal! The funniest part is when he starts to rock out a bit and you can just SEE the director or someone yell at him to tone it down. He gets this “oh, crap” look, and stiffens up. Painfully funny!
Yet through it all, he’s dancing like he can hear the REAL Billy Idol version–the version that would so rock. How fabulous would a (non-lounge lizard) Billy Idol Christmas album be! Poser or not, he was fun.
Also, I can totally see the Bill Nighy in Love, Actually parody. It makes me feel a bit icky inside.