Will someone please get William Shatner a toilet already?

152728__shat_lOkay, shat-tastic, shat-stounding, and shat-rageous were kind of funny in a please shatter my TV then lodge the pieces in my now useless brain sort of way, but this time William Shatner and Show Me the Money have officially taken their ongoing quest to make ”shat” happen too far. Towards the end of last night’s Dancing With the Stars finale, viewers got pummeled in the face by yet another shat-nnoying cross-promotional commercial informing us that we’d seen the rumba, the mambo, and the waltz, but never… THE SHAT.

No no no no no no NO

The Shat needs to stop. The Shat is not cool. The Shat is not a dance. ("What is this Shat? Who is him?" asked Edyta Sliwinska, when pressed for comment during my fictional interview with her this afternoon.) The word shat shouldn’t even be in sentences!

Sigh. At least the letters are appropriately short and squat. Maybe this whole campaign is just Shat’s producers conspiring to take a giant, gradual shat on his career…

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  • Ep Sato

    Annie, you know who’s secretly behind this. His name is :
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • joey jo jo

    I “shat” at least once a day.

  • Paul A’Barge

    You know that link you put behind the 4-pane graphic?
    Beyond lame.

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Denny Crane, DennyCrane, Denny Cha Cha! Followed by the TJ Hookie Pokey.

  • TG

    in reality i don’t know nothing about shat. who is him?

  • brandonk

    This shat is crazy!

  • Stephanie

    Can we get a Priceline Polka?

  • Dork

    This reference to having taken a sh*t is what I will think of think most of before booking my next trip to Disney World.

  • Ep Sato

    Priceline, we’ve been shatting out great prices since 1999.

  • Jedidog

    ABC is clearly trying to make the “Shat” their very own aging cornball celebrity with tons of camp appeal similar to what NBC did with the “Hoff”. But I think the campiness comes organically. You can’t shove the “Shat” down our throats.

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    And before Boston Public he had a show on the former UPN: Shatner McNasty. You know it could be worse, at least he’s not telling any haters to eat shat.

  • jen

    Oh Gosh, please get them to shat the hell up!!!! I can’t take anymore of him shatting all over the TV.

  • Ray King

    How could you put “License To Kill” at 19th spot..(?)Have you forgotten Cary Lowell’s thigths.., how she looked in that bathing suit (?) Her scenes alone should move it up several notches.., and who played Bond in that one (?)

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