Things That Make Me Die Inside, Vol. 6 (Photo Edition)

122357__rod_stewart_lThis just in from our now-blind assistant photo producer…

Oh, Rod! How low can you go?

So the new Bond flick is coming out this weekend… haven’t you heard? Well, while I was doing my photo research for the best and worst Bond girls, I came upon Britt Ekland (The Man With the Golden Gun) with another ’70s heartthrob. Yes, folks, that’s right, Rod Stewart! Who knew the tankini phenomenon all started with a dude?

addCredit(“Britt Ekland and Rod Stewart: David Steen/CAMERA P”)

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  • Gretchen Weiners

    OMG… that is truly horrifying.

  • kirz10

    Yikes! Get the man some scissors!

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Someone should have told him that the Linus tankini was just not happening.

  • Ep Sato

    DAAANG, Mr. Faces got to hook up with Ms. Goodnight? Some guys have all the luck, some guys have all the breaks…

  • Jen O.

    Rod’s horrifying, but the Landlord’s Daughter has never looked better.

  • mermaidmom

    looks like he needed a little trim down south before this photo shoot

  • Ed

    The carpet matches the rug.

  • Dan Daoust

    I feel the same way, Rod. I feel the same way.

  • Lora


  • ag

    For the love of all that’s holy, please remove that pic from the blog IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!

  • Vicky

    Oh gross! EW, please take the picture down right away! This must be some cruel joke or something. Is it April Fool’s day already?!?!

  • Nicole

    I’m confused – if Rod Stewart isn’t sexy now, and he clearly wasn’t sexy then, when exactly WAS he sexy? I have a hard time believing that so many people worshipped this person, ever. I need to go let my retinas recouperate now.

  • almost 40

    This picture is making me laugh!!
    Did anyone see him perform on “Dancing with the Stars” and his gut was hanging out of his unbuttoned shirt??
    I love his music but he’s never been sexy to me.

  • Laurai

    “I just threw up in my mouth a little.”

  • geecee

    That’s so horrible!! It’s been seared into my brain.

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