This just in from our now-blind assistant photo producer…
Oh, Rod! How low can you go?
So the new Bond flick is coming out this weekend… haven’t you heard? Well, while I was doing my photo research for the best and worst Bond girls, I came upon Britt Ekland (The Man With the Golden Gun) with another ’70s heartthrob. Yes, folks, that’s right, Rod Stewart! Who knew the tankini phenomenon all started with a dude?
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OMG… that is truly horrifying.
Yikes! Get the man some scissors!
Someone should have told him that the Linus tankini was just not happening.
DAAANG, Mr. Faces got to hook up with Ms. Goodnight? Some guys have all the luck, some guys have all the breaks…
Rod’s horrifying, but the Landlord’s Daughter has never looked better.
looks like he needed a little trim down south before this photo shoot
The carpet matches the rug.
I feel the same way, Rod. I feel the same way.
Ewwww
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
For the love of all that’s holy, please remove that pic from the blog IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!
Oh gross! EW, please take the picture down right away! This must be some cruel joke or something. Is it April Fool’s day already?!?!
I’m confused – if Rod Stewart isn’t sexy now, and he clearly wasn’t sexy then, when exactly WAS he sexy? I have a hard time believing that so many people worshipped this person, ever. I need to go let my retinas recouperate now.
This picture is making me laugh!!
Did anyone see him perform on “Dancing with the Stars” and his gut was hanging out of his unbuttoned shirt??
I love his music but he’s never been sexy to me.
“I just threw up in my mouth a little.”
That’s so horrible!! It’s been seared into my brain.
Dude, I just ate.
WHAT THE F**K??
WHAT THE F**K??
WHAT THE F**K??
WHAT THE F**K??
That is ssssoooo DISGUSTING and NASTY and INHUMANE. Even watching a man drink doo-doo juice is not more disgusting than Rod Stewart in that outfit. Seriously EW, WHAT THE F**K?
“I just threw up in my mouth a little.”
Ditto.
I don’t get it. This is the best picture I have ever seen. Those colors, the pose, it is perfection.
Kidding. this is why I never get pictured in my tankini. In twenty years when I am famous, I don’t want things like that getting out. I don’t want to be the reason for vomit.
I don’t know. I think he’s kind of hot in that cheesy/sleazy ’70s way…
Sorry Rod, even if you try, you’ll never be as sexy as her.
MAN ALIVE!
Ooooh, Stepanie! The Linus tankini, TOO F*in’ funny! The kicker is that tumbleweed trying to make its’ Downtown escape!
Keeps reminding me of Family Guy Stewie’s comments after he saw the “Joy of Sex”.
Apparently, the razor was not discovered until the late 1980’s.
i’m sorry, i don’t know how else to say this….are those some stewart…gulp…pubes? dirty dirty.
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! I CAN’T SEE!!
The only thing worse than this was a Rolling Stones cover a few years ago featuring a shirtless Keith Richards. I still bear the scars of seeing that atrocity.
sam are you mad at us?
Doctor! We need 50cc’s of pants, stat!
Ewwww! Omg, why? Why?!
i think that picture is hot. Yum.
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