This just in from our now-blind assistant photo producer…
Oh, Rod! How low can you go?
So the new Bond flick is coming out this weekend… haven’t you heard? Well, while I was doing my photo research for the best and worst Bond girls, I came upon Britt Ekland (The Man With the Golden Gun) with another ’70s heartthrob. Yes, folks, that’s right, Rod Stewart! Who knew the tankini phenomenon all started with a dude?
OMG… that is truly horrifying.
Yikes! Get the man some scissors!
Someone should have told him that the Linus tankini was just not happening.
DAAANG, Mr. Faces got to hook up with Ms. Goodnight? Some guys have all the luck, some guys have all the breaks…
Rod’s horrifying, but the Landlord’s Daughter has never looked better.
looks like he needed a little trim down south before this photo shoot
The carpet matches the rug.
I feel the same way, Rod. I feel the same way.
Ewwww
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
For the love of all that’s holy, please remove that pic from the blog IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!
Oh gross! EW, please take the picture down right away! This must be some cruel joke or something. Is it April Fool’s day already?!?!
I’m confused – if Rod Stewart isn’t sexy now, and he clearly wasn’t sexy then, when exactly WAS he sexy? I have a hard time believing that so many people worshipped this person, ever. I need to go let my retinas recouperate now.
This picture is making me laugh!!
Did anyone see him perform on “Dancing with the Stars” and his gut was hanging out of his unbuttoned shirt??
I love his music but he’s never been sexy to me.
“I just threw up in my mouth a little.”
That’s so horrible!! It’s been seared into my brain.
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