From today’s headlines at People.com:
Eva Longoria: I’m Not Starring in Lesbian Movie
Alrighty then!
Nov 14
2006
07:05 PM ET
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Me neither, Eva! Man, I’ve been saying FOREVER how much we have in common and this just clinches it! So when can we start braiding each other’s hair and sharing clothes?
Wow — paranoid much?
False rumors about future celebrity projects abound. But this one she feels is important to adamantly deny?
Good. So sick of her…
haha, that’s too funny!
Now that we’ve dispelled that rumor, can we talk about a real movie that’s in the works – SEX AND THE CITY!
Like that wasn’t ridiculously obvious, the quote had beyonce saying something about this wonderful novel finally being brought to film… Do you REALLY think beyonce reads? Let alone something like this?
I had it pegged for gossip a while ago
She doeth protest too much….hmmm
did it ever occur to anyone that maybe she was just answering a question probed to her, rather than her going out of her way to make a statement?
…Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
(In Homer Simpson Style) Mmm….. Eva Longoria and Beyonce naked in bed together. *Drooling*
Uh-Oh. I need to find some tissue.
damn
Another soundbite brought to you by….the Jennifer Aniston School of People We Don’t Care About Who Protest Too Much.
Ellipsian,
LOL! I never use IM speak but your comment was really funny.
Hee hee…is there a school for all these actresses who DESPERATELY crave CONSTANT attention by the media over nothing??? Wow, that school must have lots of attendees….Jennifer A., Paris, Jessica & Ashley, Lindsay……
did it ever occur to anyone that maybe she was just answering a question probed to her, rather than her going out of her way to make a statement?
A simple no would have sufficed
Let’s imagine for a second that this was true. That, in fact, Eva and Beyonce were going to star in a all-female “Brokeback”. Can you really imagine those two divas acting side-by-side? Beyonce would be smiling way too much into the camera like a mentally challeged person (I can’t be the only who notices this) or she’ll be dancing around like she’s having a seziure (watch every one of her videos if you need an example).
And Eva Longoria and DRAMA do not belong in the same sentence. So, I’m not even going to start with her. The only thing good about this movie would probably be the “love” scenes. And those “love” scenes would be so water down, it would be like watching flies do it.