The lowdown on the Britney-Kevin breakup

92328__brit_lYou know why I love America? Because a day after a contentious — and in some cases, still contested — election, Democrats, Republicans, and Independents are putting aside their differences to discuss a question that’s vital to the nation’s health and well being: What will Rick Santorum do? Barack Obama, hot or not? Um, I mean, how will the Britney/K-Fed divorce play out?

PopWatch wants to be a part of this important national conversation, and to that end, we’re trying to provide you with comprehensive linkage of the event. After you watch a video that might possibly show K-Fed receiving news of Britney’s divorce filing by text message — Hello? Britney? Are you planning a cover of "Ice, Ice, Baby," ’cause you cold! And, um, haven’t you heard Kelly’s fierce new single, "YOU CAN’T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!"? — check out these other kernels of info.

(Hold up: Gotta pop a Pepto. Not feelin’ so hot. Wait! Let me fix my hair. Okay, I think I’m ready.)


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  • Ep Sato

    What I want to know is who plans to get custody of the hydroponics set up and the 400 watt High Pressure Sodium lamps in the Federline grow room. Maybe that’s the property K-fed’s insisting was his?
    On the election, methinks that Barack Obama’s going to be the anti-Hillary for the Democrats now that Mark Warner stepped down. If he can make himself a visible uniter in the Senate who’s able to work with GOP members to build coalitions, he just might be able to keep his nice guy image untarnished long enough to go for that POTUS gig. It’s possible. After all, the guy who kind of looks like Obama did win the Presidency on “24”, right?

  • junior

    Britnet, “you can’t text message break-up, after two years!” – a direct Kelly quote…

  • junior

    oops, I mean Britney… I think whatever is wafting from Kevin’s grow room is affecting my typing…

  • Ed

    Is that a big butt on Britney I see?! : (

  • Gretchen Weiners

    Ed don’t worry – Brit’s always had some junk in the trunk – it’ll all work out. Just wait for the comeback tour – hottest ticket of 2007.

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    As for the election on my side of the map, Chris Callahan looked like an overweight Pee-Wee Herman. He should have burned that bowtie.
    As for Fed-Ex, he’s going to make a fortune at Dave Matthews Concerts, and College Universities with the amount of pot he has been growing. Be on the look out for Pot-pozao.

  • Todd

    Since nobody’s surprised that the marriage didn’t last, why is this news?

  • Elizabeth

    It’s kind of funny because both Britney and the president tried to convince the public that their relationships were fine, but both broke up with their significant others (K-Fed and Rumsfeld). Is entertainment becoming political or policits becoming entertaining?

  • Jillness

    Brit knows the only reason she gets press is when she exploits her personal life. So now, she is creating new drama to sell…just to give the tabloids a new story to print about her.
    I find her desperation for attention to be sad, especially when she drags her kids into it. What kind of person creates a show like “Chaotic” and shares their private home movies with people? Too bad she didnt’ change when she had kids.

  • Kat

    To Elizabeth – fantastic post!!
    To Todd – it’s news simply because we’re all so relieved and grateful that she’s giving that loser the heave-ho!

  • Lou

    Kat — please save your sadness for Britney and her kids for someone who really needs it. Hallelujah — Santorum and Federline get the heave-ho on the same day. I’m gay with happiness.

  • Ed

    WOW! did you hear, FedEx’s album only sold 6000 copies!
    WHAT A F*CKING LOSER!

  • brandonk

    Only?! I can hardly believe 6,000 people actually bought his CD. Who are they? There should be some sort of news special on the people who buy a Kevin Federline CD.

  • Cynic

    One day soon, Brittany will wake up and find Timberlake in the shower. She’ll say, “Justin, I’ve just had the strangest dream…”.

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Cynic you got that from Dallas when Bobby Ewing got shot and it turned out that the whole entire past season was only a dream.

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