Beat this Caption: Snakes on a Japanese Plane

163158__snakeflight_lWhat do EW staffers do while on vacation? Sadly, this one takes pictures of SoaP posters while roaming around Tokyo. You know, a little bit of home in the Land of the Rising Sun. Now, here’s a question: is "Snake Flight" more or less hilariously literal than "Snakes on a Plane"? And would SoaP have actually been a box office hit if its promo posters had been this gruesome? In any case, ’tis ripe for a round of Beat This Caption, PopWatchers.

Snake Flight: Meaner than Godzilla!

(Bonus Japanese SoaP poster and caption after the jump!)

Seriously, Tokyo was plastered with the things.

How do you say "I’m tired of these muthaf—–‘ snakes on my muthaf—–‘ plane!!!" in Japanese?

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  • Ep Sato

    A talking poster with Samuel L. that says:
    “konichiwa b*tches!”

  • Slammy

    Snake Flight: Cause people are on a plane and there are snakes.

  • aramis

    “Snake Flight” – Because, you know, pigs in flight would have just made the muthf***in’ movie so muthf***in’ stupid, muthaf***ahs!

  • Ariella

    Their second title choice was “Plane Full of Snake”

  • Ed

    Where is the video for Kanye’s tyrade!

  • marykate

    This movie is still going on?

  • McNutt

    You can watch the Japanese trailer on the Snakes on a Blog website…the movie isn’t dubbed into Japanese, it’s in English with subtitles.

    But the translation of the infamous line? When reverted back to English, it supposedly says:
    “I really hate snakes and planes”

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    The missing line from Snakes on a plane was found!
    “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger. Sayonara! You’re a pair of boots now!” (he shoots the snakes)
    Now in the sequel they need Harrison Ford because Indie hates snakes.

  • talaneus

    Snake flight: bite me sam jackson

  • mike

    I’m about to go sushi maki roll on your slithering ass…

  • Ben

    Snake-ful Plane To Be Saved. Motherf*cker!

  • snarky

    “SNAKE FLIGHT-We have the Technology to make it a Reality”

  • Tokyo Sushi

    Tokyo Sushi

    We head off to Seen on Customer Interaction Solutions Posted by Pos

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