You may have heards the news that Michael Jackson is collaborating with the Black Eyed Peas’ Will.i.am (Access Hollywood got MJ to spill the details in an interview airing Thursday), but you may not have heard that Jackson is demanding his own special version of Fergie’s new single, "Fergalicious." (Maybe because I made it up.) Anyhoo, here’s a special PopWatch first-look at the lyrics. And click here if you want to set them to Fergie’s music.
Michaelicious definition makes tabloids go loco
They want my fire, so Enquirer tries to take my photo
My thong’s thoia, oh yeah boya
Get mistaken for LaToya
I’m no failure, love Liz Taylor
I be dressin’ like a sailor
Michaelicious (so delicious)
My nose ain’t ridiculous
And if you’re throwin disses
Then tell my one ex-Mrs.
I throw kisses
To my girl Lisa Marie
And they be lining down the street just to get a look at me
So delicious (I’m hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on moonwalk)
So delicious (I pair black shoes with nice white socks)
Michaelicious (T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Slezak, you need a life, man. Keep your day job, because you are no lyric writer….
lol.. you are ridiculous
Great headline…reminds me why I love EW so much.
Hey, in light of Michael’s … legal issues the last few years, am I the only one who know finds the title “Pretty Young Thing” a little creepy?
that was beautiful.
whitney could have made that funny…
This rhyme is so silly it’s funny. Michael Jackson is very sad. He looks like a waxed dummy. I would not want to wake up at night and see him in the dark. Yikes!!!
Slezak, you are indeed a hot mess.
Michael, I’m worried. This Fergie obsession is getting out of hand. I mean “The Comeback” was one thing. At least that was funny. This is just sad. Soon, it’s FA for you (that’s Fergie Anonymous, btw.)
That picture of Jackson is the scariest thing I have seen since, well, yesterday.
Michael Jackson’s face is a year ’round Halloween mask!
dude get a cd out!
I heart Fergie too
Michaelicious???
Now I’m really scared. {{{{shivering at the thought}}}}
Michael Jackson, Michael Meyers. Now it is hard to tell the difference.
Michaelicious? More like rapelicious. Or pedophilelicious.