Halloween To-do (or die!) List

10250__skelevision_lWhat… could be more frightening… than overscheduling yourself?!?! Come, celebrate this most Hallowed of Weens by following our highly rigid to-BOO list. (Ha!) Fail to heed the following BOO-llet points (hee!), and I will place a bag of flaming BOO on your doorstep (har!)! Then I’ll BOO-urn down your house and tell everyBOOdy in the neighBOOrhood you’re a BOO-sex offender! Because I’m a BOO-rderline personality! And because it’s Halloween!

First off: Go see what the Homestar Runner boys have cooked up this ‘Ween. They can always be counted upon to suit up their Flash animated characters in the most retro-tastic costumes available.

But don’t miss The View at 11am. Why not? Because it will feature Courtney Love (whom Gary says looked "puffy… but happy" on GMA), Evil Dead: The Musical and, as the capper, Kathie Lee Gifford. Keep clean shorts handy!

If you’re not properly terrified after wading through all that spooky Viewage, then tonight’s Boston Legal Dreamgirls drag trio (Spader, Shatner, Zimmer… horror!) ought to do the trick.

ThisOldHouse.com becomes This OldHauntedHouse.com as novelist Jennifer Egan renovates a heavily poltergeisted pile.

Liza Minnelli: Scary! Liza Minnelli playing the late Patsy Ramsey: Scarier! And just… wrong! It’s all happening on Law & Order: Criminal Intent. (Spoiler alert: It ends with Vincent D’Onofrio devouring everyone!)

Tara Reid appears to confront her plastic surgeon in Incubus, a direct-to-internet slash-and-dasher. (Here’s the trailer.)

Finally, end the evening with Conan: Now in Skelevision (pictured). Thanks to X-ray technology, you can see Andy Richter’s bones stuffed behind the couch cushions!

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Comments (7 total) Add your comment
  • Ed

    My to-do-list: I think the gays in L.A have my back – West Hollywood is ALWAYS fun!

  • Tom Brazelton

    Bonus points to PopWatch for giving Homestar Runner a shout-out. I’be been following that site for years. Ever since they used to submit their cartoons to Newgrounds.
    Did you guys hear the rumor that “Trogdor” is supposed to be an unlockable track on Guitar Hero 2?

  • AJH

    The Conan stuff looks hilarious (the preview during the Mon. show was cool). But can it really be for the whole episode? Seems like the joke would get old and the novelty would wear off … guess I’ll have to watch and find out.

  • V.M.L.

    Indeed, bonus points for mentioning Homestar Runner. That site, which is quite funny, has been around for many years. If you haven’t visited it yet, then you’re totally missing out!

  • brandonk

    I love Homestar Runner! Yay!

  • Amelia

    Thanks Scott, for that TERRORific list!

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