Dear God,
It’s me, Whitney. No, not that Whitney, the other one. Yeah. Question, speaking of my namesake: What in the hell did Houston promise You in order to all of a sudden look so damn good? And is it too late for me to get in on some of that action?
Look, I’m not great at taking care of myself, I’ll admit it. And I’m sure You get a little offended when I take the healthy body You gave me and treat it like crap — spill beer on it and walk into walls, set it on fire with cigarettes or what have you. But it’s not like I’ve been doing crack for the last 10 years, Lord. It is also not like I am implying in any way that the former Mrs. Brown dabbled in the freebasing arts. I’m just saying that I have not, by any means.
Anyway. Just wondering. You can go back to doing whatever it was You were doing. Don’t mind me.
Love in Christ,
Whitney









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Come on, it’s Whitney! When you’ve got money and stylists and the will to look good, it’s not hard to achieve your goal. That said, she does look great (that foundation is a shade too white, no?) and I hope she decides to team up with some (Clive Davis-picked) producers and release another album as good as “My Love Is Your Love.”
p.s. my fav line from the article is “Her skin looked luminous and hair perfectly styled as she stepped out at the charity ball.” only because that hasn’t been Whitney’s own hair on her head since the 80s (unless you count the fact that she bought it).
You see what happens when leave Bobby Brown? Now, don’t ever do this to us ever again, Whitney! Not you Pastorek! The “Show me the reciept” and “Crack is whack” Whitney.
yea congrats to whitney for making it look like she stopped sucking on the glass c*ck but looks can be very deceiving and i dont think she’s changed just yet. oh and please god… please cancel studio 60…
Her foundation is a shade too pale. And the blond? Look, just because the color looks good on Eve, doesn’t mean that it is going to look good on Ms. Houston. She looks old. I mean granny old.
Am I the only one who doesn’t dig this look??? She looks like her aunt, Dionne Warwick! Which is not a bad thing, I know, but still! She looks old & pasty!
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How can something like this exist? Why hasn’t no one taken it down? I hope someone at EW checks it out and writes a blog about it because as a person of color, this offends me more than anything that Flava Flav could do on his TV show (which actually I like).
I think she looks old. But maybe that is because I am getting old. I DO have a sudden urge to tell kids to get off my lawn……
I saw the extended photo spread this morning (co-worker was sending them around), and it’s clear to me that leaving Bobby Brown was a very wise choice for Whitney. Maybe it was the stress caused by being married to the Black Kevin Federline (or is Mr. Spears the white Bobby Brown? nah, they are both the male equivalents of Courtney Love), or a relief from being in front of Bravo’s cameras (or was it VH-1?). No matter what the cause, I am getting so emotional bebe because she looks so good to me.
So, a note to Britney Spears: Whitney has shown you the way out. Leave that loser on the corner and go out on your own!
I’m a Whitney fan, and I think she looks great! I’m so glad she got rid of Bobby and is back on track.
She is currently working on a new CD with Clive Davis, whom she accompanied to the “Carousel of Hope” ball recently. She is unquestionably one of the greatest voices in music, and I for one, will be glad to hear it again. Watch out Mariah!
Crack is pure evil and does terrible things to people. Question is: Can Whitney still sing?
All I can say of this picture and the new Whitney is:
Aaaahhhhhhhhhaaaahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…will always love yoooooooooooo -aaaaahhhhhhhhh – u.
Whitney! You give that nice Mrs. Clinton her hair back right now!
Honestly, kids these days…
She kind of looks like Mary Wilson in a way. But yeah, the wig could be better, but at least she has put on some weight and looks so much healthier.
Dear Mariah,
Do you see that headshot of Whitney above? I can tell from that cropped picture of Whitney that she is wearing more clothes than you wear on your entire tour.
Please…put some clothes on.
Thank you,
Michael
Now children, see what crack does to you!!!!
Whitney, makeup does wonders for anyone and it has definitely done wonders for Whitney Houston. I’m wishing her well, but unfortunately crack history has shown that it’s only a matter of time when she’ll be back on the stuff. She will probably relapse two or three times before she gets totally sober. And unless she’s got bodyguards to block her, trust me, she’ll be back with Bobby for a little rendezvous. It happens every single time. But I can’t wait to hear her next CD. And she should take some tips from Cassandra Wilson and get some dreads, just to differentiate herself from the Supremes-look.
Whitney looks like she’s thinking: “give me a pipe, I need a pipe”!
Dear Mike,
At least Mariah has been smart enough not to ruin her career by taking drugs and marrying Bad Boy Bobby Brown (and sticking with him for as long as she did). Plus, Mariah still has an unbelieveable voice. Whitney? I guess we’ll see…
Your Welcome,
Jaime
Look good? I dont know. She looks like someone who took way to many drugs over the years. Oh wait, she did!
How much plastic surgery has this woman had?
Whitney looks better than she has in recent years. And yes, she does look older, because she is older. The only thing I wonder about is how much of that new look is touched-up, and how much of it is surgery. She and Warwick do not look alike. All Whitney needs to do is stay off the crack. Some people never recover from drugs.
ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT HAVE SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT MRS. WHITNEY LOOK AT YOURSELF. i CAN BET YOU , i CAN BET YOU THAT YOU DON’T HAVE NOWHERE NEAR WHAT SHE HAS.yOU DON’T HAVE A CAR YOU DON’T HAVE MONEY. YOU DON’T HAVE NOTHING,i CAN TELL BECAUSE YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THAT HUMAN BEING MAKE MISTAKES.YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE RIGHT now now by keeping all that evil in your mind that’s working on your brain just as bad as crack. and you think that you are okay don’t you .you are sick to .and for years and years you’ll are going to stay sick because you are to busy beating down another person.look at your own self.what have you got? how do you look? what make you think that you are better than than mrs whitney? you may not be on crack but your mind is just as sick ,your house is not clean and you don’t even smoke crack. you don’t even drink and you are sick.your sick mind tell you to beat a person when they are down just say things to try to keep them down
Personally, I have been waiting on the time when Whitney decided it was time for her to take back control of her life. Whitney came from a christian back ground. I have always believed that true christians will face adversities in life and when they have been tried through the fire, they will come back strong. Whitney has been tried through the fire and now it’s time for her to emerge victoriously, and gracefully as the true diva she is. Whitney you look wonderful and with the god given talent you have man can’t take it away from you. Mrs. Houston bring it on for all the nay sayers out there and let them see you are your father’s child still!!!! And for all the people who have nothing but harsh things to say, how can you judge lest you be judged? Give our sister support to keep her uplifted. Love You Whitney
P.S. This is what I have been waiting on, I never stopped believing in you.
She is not Mrs. Houston. She is Mrs. Brown. She married Bobby, remember? And as I said before, she looks better now than she has in recent years. I hope she stays on the straight and narrow from now on. No more crack!
Her success is not just in material wealth, which only lasts but for so long; her success is in her inner strenght to set things right in her life once again.
Você foi e é uma das melhores vozes que escuto desde minha adolecencia estou muito feliz por vc e por todos nós jamais cogitei perdela para as drogas só Deus poderá te levar de nós te amo te amo te amo sssssssssseeeeeeeppppprrrreeee do seu fã brasiliano.
Você foi e é uma das melhores vozes que escuto desde minha adolecencia estou muito feliz por vc e por todos nós jamais cogitei perdela para as drogas só Deus poderá te levar de nós te amo te amo te amo sssssssssseeeeeeeppppprrrreeee do seu fã brasiliano.