Oct 23 2006 02:02 PM ET

What are your all-time favorite movie lines?

Tags: , Movies

Over the weekend, The Independent had a rambling little article about the best and worst movie lines of all time. Read the full post.

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  • John Collier

    I can’t beleive no one has already put this in.
    Tom Cruise: “I want the Truth”
    Jack Nicholas: “YOU CAN”T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
    from A Few Good Men.

  • Jake Burden

    “I drew a blue duck becasue I have never seen a blue duck before..
    Thats Quacktastick!
    Shampoo is better…it goes on smooth, conditioner is better…STOP STARING AT ME SWAN!!
    Did the Penguin tell you that one dad? did he?
    The Price is wrong Bi*ch!
    Sandler….on going noteable quotes”
    Dude if you’re quote the greatest comedian ever, at least get them right.
    I drew the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see a blue duck.
    You just passed the first grade. Oh that’s great what do think about that Mr. Blue Duck? That’s Quacktastic!
    Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool? Really? STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!
    Is that it dad? Did the Penguin tell you to do this?

  • jennie

    the princess bride:
    “there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in the world; it would be a shame to damage yours.”

  • Everett

    The humping I’m getting is not worth the humping I’m getting. Jack Albertson in “The Subject Was Roses”

  • mel chapman

    “Are you married”
    “Divorced”
    “Want to tell me about it?”
    “There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t. My wife loved him”.
    “I see. So, what you are saying is that even though you are an almost paraylzed, multi-phobic personality that is in a constant state of panic…your wife did not leave you….you left her because she liked Neil Diamond?”
    “Ow”, ow, ow, Ouch! Dr. Bob, I think you can help me!”
    from What About Bob

  • Angela

    “Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?” from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. You have to see it in context, though. That is what makes it funny. If you like sarcasm, watch that movie!

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