I don’t know why, but looking at AOL’s bizarre list of today’s top 11 searches (America, you confound me!), I have the urge to reinterpret a few bars of Madonna’s "Vogue." Thank you for your indulgence. And have a great weekend.
betty ugly, katie couric
mya sings with dionne warwick
anal cancer, tara reid
on the cover of a magazine
gene kelly, outerwear?
ginger rogers, dance on air
csi with kevin fed
do you think tupac’s really dead?
the whole darn list’s so full of whimsy
with not a whiff of lohan, lindsay
so don’t just sit there, let’s get to it
surf the net, there’s nothing to it
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Michael Slezak, you are my hero
anal cancer? i guess people are really concerned about farrah fawcett.
Slezak, you had me at “anal cancer”.
What exactly you’re going to do with me, especially with that as a lead-in, is anyone’s guess.
Michael, you are brilliant, has anyone ever told you that? Love it, love it love it…..
hahaha, that’s hilarious. you, whitney and scott are the popwatch trio to beat.
it also seems to work at a verse to “we didn’t start the fire”.
that’s how i read first. whoops.
Richard
Honey is sweet, but the bee stings…
Cancer is not a laughing matter. This is what the world has come to, making fun of people with serious diseases. I hope Farrah Fawcett recovers from this most debilating disease. All of the clowns who have posted hateful things about her better hope the big C does not come to invade. And Michael Slezak you blow!