If I were an emoticon right now, I’d look like this: xx. No, that’s not ”kiss-kiss,” it’s ”emotionally dead.” Because that’s how I feel now that the Carter brothers — Nick and Aaron frakkin Carter, people! — have not only scored a spot on the AOL welcome screen, but also been described as ”Sexy Siblings.” Sexy? Really? Sexy as the little niblet of roast beef that gets caught in your back teeth, the one you spend the afternoon trying to pry free, to the point where the tip of your tongue gets sore? That kind of sexy? I’m so upset I can’t even talk about this right now. I’m goin’ to get a mojito. Bye.
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The whole Carter clan is a bunch of white trash ass clowns. The drunk sister that tried to light her cigarette on the stove while other items were still on the stove top just goes to prove that they ARE a “House of Carters” and how I will love to watch them fall.
Britney and K-Fed should visit them… I smell spin-off (or is that just Sutton’s diapers?)
Those two are as sexy, as the garbage I put on the curb on monday morning, you know, it’s been sitting around all weekend, so it smells bad, and if by chance you open it up… it gives you that I’m gonna vomit what the hell is in there feeling.
I totally agree with Slezak.
And I must say, give us “Things That Make Me Die Inside (Vol.2)” now. Hear me Slezak! This could be the first chapter of a very interesting series!
I’m afraid of the Carters. They think they can sing. They think they are people. That’s frightning. I fear the worst when I remember that those things can procreate.
The bright side is they are reduced to an awful, staged reality show. Hopefully, their 15 minutes of fame is deep into minute 14.
You can tell Aaron is a total meth addict if you watch the show; twitchy, up all night, underweight, crater-faced, emotional outbursts, dilated eyes- it all adds up. and don’t get me started on those trashy sisters of theirs!
Well, AOL can keep making all sorts of pronounciations about what’s in… and what’s out and who’s sexy. their total lack of knowledge on what’s hip and what’s cool is probably what drove them to bankruptcy, then to free, may they go from free to oblivion before the carters are able to multipy.
Micheal, you are some kinda funny. I could not stop laughing.
Don’t laugh, but I do love Nick Carter. Aaron “That’s How I Beat Shaq” Carter? Hmmm, not so much. Go head be grown with it, Nick! He is sexy. In an adorable kinda way.
As you can tell, if I’m a fan of Nick, I am a fan of BSB. Long live BSB!!!
Formerly sexy, perhaps. Aaron used to be a cute little moppet, but now he looks like he spends all day shooting cocaine, and I’m afraid Nick has gotten a bit round in the face.
i’d be the meat in a carter sandwich anyday. i think aaron is hotter than nick
how do they have those doofy smiles on their face and then the word “sexy” next to them? This is no good. aaron lookes like a manorexic.
Did anyone see the clips when Aaron Carter was barking or grunting or whatever the hell it was. Seriously, I wanted to reach through the TV and scalp him.
I think Hollywood is running out of good looking men and women. There’s a few gorgeous people but it’s not the same so this is what we are left with.
Nick and Aaron trade girlfriends. That’s not sexy, it’s just…ewww.
The Carters are the illegitimate offspring of Craig Kilborn and that Jonathan kid from Who’s the Boss. Discuss.
LOSERS! Both of them!
Oh wow, they do look like Kilborn and Jonathan from Who’s the Boss. Yikes, I didn’t think it was possible, but now I’m MORE terrified. And, “i’d be the meat in a carter sandwich anyday” made me dry heave.
Oh Michael, how you make me laugh! you RULE, man! As far as the Carter brothers are concerned….those two being called sexy is a big fat joke (gagging gestures ensue)… let’s just say AOL is sorely lacking any real news (umm….really? nothing going on in the world?) oh- and that pic of the two of them is horrifying….
Joseph
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch…
I think NICK CARTER is the hottest man in the whole world…. I love Nick Carter!!!