Kelly Ripa turns 36 today, and while one could use the occasion to phonetically spell out the name of her one-time book club, "Rrrrrrrrrreeeeading with Rrrrriiiiipa," or point out that there are an alarming number of YouTube clips titled "Kelly Ripa’s feet," wouldn’t it be a kinder, gentler approach to write the woman a haiku?
perkier than thou
side order of twisted wit
hold the hope & faith
Seriously? She’s 36? The plastic surgery makes her look like a 46-year-old woman trying to look 36 and failing. She’s very pretty, but could stand to tone it down and eat a sandwich.
morning energy
how on earth does she do it
with all her children?
She looks back with pain
One hundred and twenty pounds
Obese in high school…
Sara, I was just about to come in here and comment the same thing. If she’s 36, she sure as hell doesn’t look it!
Must be all those early mornings with Regis. He’s sucking the life force out of her! How else can we explain why he’s is perpetually “on?”
BEAUTY AND BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
please host SNL
all the time…save Horati-
O sanz from himself.
portrait of regis
it’s kelly aging instead
co-host of dorian gray
She’s only 36? Kelly – get thee at least 10 paces away from the tanning bed.
Botox Botox Bo
thirty-six and looking ho
More like HoBoJoe
comments here are a little mean, perhaps?
Interesting…I was gonna comment that she looked pretty good in that picture (unlike so many photos that EW runs here). Never mind…I’ll go away, now…
She talks a little too much, but I have to say that I do think that she is funny and great w/Reege!
Hayley Vaughan is gone
Hope and Faith is cancelled, too
Hawk those Tide pens babe!
Kelly Ripa
I’m not gay or even close but Kelly Ripa is hot. Plain and simple. She seems to look better the older she gets – remember her as Hayley? Not so cute. Happy Be-lated B-day!!
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