Comments on: ‘World’s Worst Director’ Fights Back…

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By: cabri

cabri — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:06:09 +0000

Never mind.
(I really should finish reading the blog before I comment! ;D )

By: cabri

cabri — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:04:10 +0000

Is EW in a time warp this week? I heard about this MONTHS ago, like June-ish. Where you all been? Between this and the “Lost” thing, I’m losing faith…

By: Ceballos

Ceballos — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:32:17 +0000

I think i read somewhere that he mostly finances his own cheap (and cheap-looking) disasters…i mean movies. So even if it makes $5 million in the U.S. during its run, it still makes some cash overseas, and he’s able to just keep adapting videogames.
The real mystery is how he gets people like Ben Kingsley and Ray Liotta (Michael Madsen and Kristanna Loken, I can kinda see) to appear in his craptacular crapfests.
He is truly the worst director working today.
Oh and if i had to fight a bizarre European director, I figured i’d go a few rounds with Lars Von tier. I liked “Dancer in the dark”, but the dude seems WAY too pretentious…let’s have him strap on some gloves and do some work in the ring.

By: Lorenzo

Lorenzo — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:52:17 +0000

There was an “Alone in the Dark” and a “House of the Dead” movie? When was this? How bad was the movies? why is this guy still directing if they sucked? And which actors had no self-respect to be in them?

By: dma69

dma69 — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:40:57 +0000

Uwe Boll wants to fight in the ring? Have I got a battle for him:
Ladies and gentlemen.
In this corner, the man responsible for HOUSE OF THE DEAD, ALONE IN THE DARK, and BLOODRAYNE: Uwe “World’s Worst Director” Boll.
And in this corner, the man who hasn’t made a good film since SCARFACE, say hello to our little friend: Brian “Hitchcock hack” DePalma.
Ladies and gentlemen. Let’s get ready to rumbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllleeeee!!!!!!

By: ryan

ryan — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:06:57 +0000

I’m just waiting for Uwe to get around to making the film version of “Frogger”. Or “Marble Madness”. Or heck, “Pong”. Can’t be any worse than what he’s already done.

By: Ep Sato

Ep Sato — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:26:00 +0000

Uwe Boll is not only an awful director, but he’s a coward and a total Pu$$y. I’ve been panning his work for years, hating on him both here and on an old review blog I used to write.
Though relatively anonymous, I figured my searing words of pure hating would get the man riled up enough to want to fight me. I sent him the requisite picture, bio and reasons why he’d want to fight me. Then i started training and sending the man emails to the extent of “you think you can fight? Fight me”. I even offered to pay for my own ticket up to Vancouver.
Uwe, why you ducking me man? Is it because you are afraid of watching your German heiny get spanked by a Puerto Rican? Or is it you only wanted to fight against folks who wouldn’t win? Either way, you all can add this to my list of Uwe Boll disapointments.
What a wuss Uwe is.

By: Miles

Miles — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:05:12 +0000

Well, he showed them he can box, and beat the crap out of people. Now when is going to show us he can direct a movie.