You may now reconsider dating Mario Lopez

195614__mario_lStop the presses! Mario Lopez really, really wants you to know that he and his entire-case-of-beer abdomen are absolutely 100 percent available! The recent Nip/Tuck butt-baring guest star told People that despite the rumors in Us Weekly, he and Dancing With the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff have zero chemistry together away from the dance floor. ”Oh, no, I’m single,” Lopez told People. ”Available. Not really looking. When it happens, it happens.”

I believe it. During their pre-dance filler this week, Lopez and Smirnoff (pictured) pounded each other with real boxing gloves and did not look like they were in love! And then he whacked his head against the wall after she forced him to copy a complicated move at the ballet barre. He must have been sooooo mad at her. And then they somehow miscommunicated on the proper way to execute a quickstep. These two are totally not going out!

Reality check: you’ve just finished reading a multi-paragraph blog item about Mario Lopez’s love life. That’s the beauty of DWTS: Suddenly, people care.

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  • Ed

    After seeing ALL of Mario on Nip/Tuck I’m am now a HUGE fan. HOT HOT HOT!

  • Lorenzo

    Actually, I kind of don’t care now.

  • jilly

    As long as the chemistry is obvious when they’re dancing – and it is – then whatever. I watch DWTS to see the DANCING, I don’t care about personal crap.

  • Rose

    It’s just a slow afternoon at work and this was in front of me. I don’t actually care.

  • Vicky

    Didn’t Mario cheat on the Dorito’s girl…what’s her name…um Ally Landry or something? They like got married and 5 days later, split up. Or am I thinking of someone else?

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Vicky,
    He was married to Ally Landry, who was the Doritios Girl.

  • BJohnson

    I will have to admit, my crush on A.C. Slater came back after I watched Mario on Nip/Tuck. Still rolling my tongue back in. He’s a man about town b/c he shows up occasionally on my soap, The Bold and the Beautiful. Busy busy boy, no man. Definately man.

  • Michael Neubauer

    The man just gets finer and finer!

  • Dustin

    True story:
    My mom is a huge DWTS fan. She calls me after this season’s premiere to let me know who she’s rooting for, and tells me she thinks Mario Lopez is the one to beat. So I say, “You know, I’ve always kind of thought he was gay.” My mother replies, “Well, if you’d’ve seen him dance you’d really think it.”
    My gaydar is quite spectacularly powerful. Take it for what it’s worth, people.

  • jon

    Someone should tell Ryan Murphy to watch out before the network starts figuring out that he’s basically created an entire show to give us gay boys softcore porn… Not that I’m complaining… What was I doing? Oh yeah, back to work…

  • Stephanie

    You are right- he was married to Ali Landry and it was annuled the next week. Ali found out ON THE FRICKIN HONEYMOON that he had cheated on her. What a jerk! Ya know…they never did say who he cheated on her with….maybe the gaydar is in effect.

  • Jill

    who cares.

  • Tisa

    Mario Lopez is a cheating cad. He was always cheating on Ali Landry and finally her friends gave her proof that he was a cheat. She had proof he cheated at the Bachelor party and AFTER they were married. She had the marriage annulled after 2 weeks of marriage. Who in their right mind would cheat on Ali Landry. He is such a jerk!!

  • Jasper

    You know I thought for him to be gay would be too easy (Kids Inc., SBTB, Bold & the Beautiful) but then we hear he’s this sleazy ho bag who cheats on the blazingly hot Dorito’s Girl (The DWTS partner isn’t even close). Then he does that Brokeback spoof with Carlos Mencia and bares (almost) all on Nip/Tuck (Thanks for that btw). Now I’m thinking he’s either a sex addict and swings both ways or he knows he’s popular with gays and women and because he knows his audience it’s allowed him to stay visible…….and it’s working. We’re not blogging about Screech or Mr. Belding. And have you SEEN those dimples???!!

  • lori

    Isn’t he gay?

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