What's Weirder? (Random, Mortifying News Edition)

Let’s play ”What’s Weirder?”

A. Roman Polanski is returning to acting. In Rush Hour 3.
B. Madonna asks herself ”What would Jesus do?” and determines that the answer is staging a self-crucifixion on a disco-ball cross.
C. Rosie O’Donnell says she scored a ”nice boobs” compliment from costar Julian McMahon  while filming a sex scene for Nip/Tuck.
D. La Toya Jackson gets photographed in a pink nightie atop a wooden horse, reportedly as part of an advertisement for Australian malt liquor.

(Click the jump to see Mike’s answer…)

I’m gonna have to go with D on this one. Rosie’s always been on the TMItip, but if her breasts are winning kudos from Hollywood hunks, well,bully for her. As for Madge’s moment of sanctimony, it feels a littletoo much like another stop on the Confessions tour promotional platform. And while the phrase ”Roman Polanski in Rush Hour 3” does indeed make my head hurt, that La Toya photo truly is worth 1,000 words. And all 1,000 of them are ”crazy.”

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  • mon

    I have to go with D as well. I mean, whaaa? WHAAA? i’m still trying to wrap my brain around that one.

  • lisa

    No way. Isn’t La Toya always in a pink nightie on a wooden horse, or some such? That’s not shocking at all. A gets my vote. Roman Polanski is not a name I would associate with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Roman Polanski and Woody Allen are two peas in a pod, though.

  • Lora

    I have to go with A as well, but I don’t know what’s weirder: Polanski in Rush Hour 3 or the fact they are MAKING Rush Hour 3.

  • Lila

    Are we sure it is Toya and not Michael?

  • Lyssa

    If I ever considered seeing Rush Hour 3, I won’t be seeing it now. Polanski needs to learn what it’s really like to be a fugitive from justice. As long as France keeps harboring him, the press keeps praising him and Hollywood keeps hiring him, that day will, sadly, never come.

  • Anna

    oh, A, hands down…we already know La Toya is crazy.

  • snarky

    What? Spinach is now bad for you isn’t a choice?

  • brandon218

    OMG. It’s all just wrong, wrong, wrong.

  • Anna

    So I guess this means that Rush Hour 3 won’t be filming in the US.
    I’m going to go with D also. La Toya actually came off as having gotten her head on straight when I saw her on tv a couple of years ago. She was trying to promote an album that ultimately never got released. Problem with the record company or something. That aside, the image of a nearly 50 year old woman dressed up to look like a blow-up doll in order to promote Austrian malt liquor is really kind of out there.

  • mike

    Isn’t all four items on one page a sign of the Apocolypse? Any male seeing Rosie O’Donnell’s “nice boobs” is a sign by itself.

  • Nick

    I’m not bothered by A, as long as he plays the heavy, has a knife, and goes after Jackie Chan’s nose.
    But it’s got to be B. Madge came off with the stupidist comment of all time: “If Jesus were alive today, he would be doing the same thing.”
    Um… Jesus did not crucify Himself, for entertainment. He was crucified–put to bloody death– by others. He did not merely put Himself on a cross… a mirrored-disco-ball cross at that. Go back to the catechism classes that you clearly forgotten about, Madge…

  • Dave

    …mortified silence…

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Rosie in a sex scene with a man and she gets a compliment for her boobs? I with Mike on this one, it is a sign of the apocolypse. It started with the spinach which should be sent to Iranian president Amadinejad, and now this. Good lord!

  • newbie

    E. All of the Above

  • Jen

    Forget wrapping your brain around LaToya…I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the idea of Australian malt liquor. Does it come in a 40 oz. bottle or is there another system or measurement in Australia?

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