Remember that year that free-paper Metro hired all those Anna Wintour clones to slink around Fashion Week and scare the bejeezus out of everyone? Well, ABC remembered that clever gambit and rounded up a dozen or so cuties, bespectacled and beponchoed them, and let them loose on the crowds at Bryant Park to promote Ugly Betty, their soapy new telenovela adaptation that premieres Sept. 28. When they cornered Vogue’s Andre Leon Talley outside this year’s tents, an image was born that begged for the Beat This Caption treatment. So here we go…
Beat this caption:
Andre agrees: ‘Ugly’ is the new pretty
Too obvious? Take a shot, PopWatchers…
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Looking to add to his record of 10,000 women, Wilt Chamberlain returns from beyond to bag eight more “sure things.”
morgan freeman smiled politely, knowing if he didn’t they would surely smother him to death in an unendingly poncho-filled bespectacled nightmare…
Ugly is the new you
Meschach Taylor and His New Crop of Designing Women…
“Hmmm, they dress like all they do is read.”
Attack of the Janeane Garafalos
While taking NYC by storm, the sisters of coffee magnate Juan Valdez squeeze fashion advice from the pursed lips of fashion maven Andre Leon Talley.
See, Wilmer, lower your standards far enough, and ANYONE can have an orgy.
The Geeks Wear Ponchos
If I wasn’t gay before, I am now.
A good argument against cloning.
See those sunglasses….they’re not because it’s bright out. He’s blind.
Auditions for Weekend Update took place today.
While Clarance Clemons flashed a winning smile to the press, secrectly he longed sadly for the 1980’s, when he could pick up the really hot looking models during fashion week.
RuPaul is back giving make-overs at Fashion Week! From Plain Jane to Plain John in nanoseconds!!!
To paraphrase Miranda Priestley of The Devil Wears Prada…THAT is all!
And now, the host of this year’s Westminster Dog Show, Julius Erving!
“We’re bringing ugly back.”
“And yet, we can’t get our own tribe on “Survivor”
Morgan Freeman is pimpin’ with his bit(hes and hos.
“Wow, Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell aren’t as pretty as I remember them.”
Andre’s fall beauty advice: Surround yourself with ugly girls in glasses and ponchos: instant beauty makeover.
Finally my horde of Ugly Betty clones are complete! NBC WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
Now that we found someone tall enough to hang our pinata, the party can begin!
Robert Palmer meets Daria meets Mexico!!
BTW Brandon and Vivi you rock!
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