Sep 8 2006 03:37 PM ET

Beat This Caption: John Travolta

As far as I’m concerned, this picture (of John Travolta on the set of Hairspray) is worth three very special words: Beat. This. Caption. Read the full post.

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  • Chuck_A

    Sure he can cross dress…but can he eat poop?

  • Eric

    After surgery and years of hard dieting, Carnie Wilson eventually succumbs to the life long urge to devour the other members of Wilson Phillips.

  • celia

    after years of the rumours of his sexuality, john travolta has finally cracked under the strain.

  • Mark D

    Summer Eating, had me a blast; Summer Eating, happened so fast. Met a girl, crazy for meeeee…. I ate her up – As you can see!

  • Pete

    A still from the upcoming ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ reunion special in which Kotter, Horshack, Epstein and Washington must come to terms with Vinnie Barbarino’s “lifestyle chage”.

  • BB

    The white Oprah.

  • Matt

    Finally.. Kelly has some cushion for her pushin.

  • Tresa

    Staying Fat and Alive

  • Nikki

    “Wow, oh my god I hope i packed my granola bar.”

  • Johnny Stone

    Oh lord he looks like he went through a plate of ribs with Ann Wilson coaching.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like the biggest loser is winning big

  • ?

    “I say, fat is where it’s at, I am so hungry, I can eat a rat. No wonder I am so fat, I even will eat a bat, but will settle for a rat.”

  • Sarah

    OMG, these captions are funnier than anything in the movies or TV today! Hollywood, take note: Hire these bloggers!!!!

  • Danica

    Summer Eating, had me a blast; Summer Eating, happened so fast. Met a girl, crazy for meeeee…. I ate her up – As you can see! Summer fun celulite has begun but oh oh thoose Summer BBQ’s oh oh oh oh Give me more give me more do have bolonga?

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