As far as I’m concerned, this picture (of John Travolta on the set of Hairspray) is worth three very special words: Beat. This. Caption. So do your best, PopWatchers. (And try to keep it clean.)
My best attempt:
With Kirstie Alley 75 pounds lighter, Showtime gets creative in casting the second season of Fat Actress.
Now you.
Gee, Lily Tomlin has really let herself go!
It’s still better than Battlefield Earth 2.
John Travolta heads to the Scientology Celebrity Center for more auditing sessions to clear up those thetans that made him a fat, gay, cross-dresser.
The secrets of becoming an Operating Thetan Level 9 Scientologist are finally revealed.
Umm, how about “Battlefield Girth?” Or “Gulp Fiction?” or something with the word “Grease” in it?
Look who’s snacking!
On the set of Roseanne’s new “family” sitcom…
I guess this means John is out of the running for this year’s Jack Rabbit Slim’s Twist Competition.
Battlefield Girth.
Obese not Grease is the word.
After that National Enquirer picture 2 weeks ago of John passionately kissing that guy on the airplane, this picture will finally dispel all rumors and put their minds at rest.
Do Pink Ladies jackets come in XXL?
Saturday Night Feedings
Weighin’ Alive
The Boy IS the Plastic Bubble.