Sep 7 2006 06:37 PM ET

'Dancing With the Stars': All reality TV is local

93845__dwts_l_1I am outraged — yes, outraged –  that Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is calling on his supporters to throw their votes behind GOP favorite Sara Evans in the upcoming season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars as a way to "send a message to Hollywood and the media" that "ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer" has no place on TV. Say wha? I mean, can you believe DeLay would tackle this matter of national importance without addressing the tense Joey Lawrence-Mario Lopez race (pictured)? Will DeLay call a fillibuster to debate whether or not Vivica is actually A. Fox? And what about the social and economic implications of Moaklergate? Somebody needs to get his brain back on issues of fiscal responsibility. Or something. Don’tcha think?

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  • dma69

    Oh, God! What’s with Joey’s hair? Or lack thereof? The horror. The horror.

  • newbie

    How embarrassing!To tie politics into the inane innocence of this show is so misguided it is horrifying! Nice priorities, Mr. DeLay. This should go in the Freedom Fry Hall of Shame. More than Suri on the Nightly News, THIS is the proof of the dumbing down of America. Politics as bully-style popularity contest. I’d hang my head in shame if I weren’t so transfixed by the waxed eyebrow/shaved head combo on Mr. Lawrence. Now THAT’S worthy of my vote! Whoa,indeed!!

  • Irish Derek

    When did Joey Lawrence start his career as a Billy Zane impersonator?

  • Michelle

    So how much do you think they paid Mr. DeLay for the publicity??? Does he maybe get to be on next season?

  • Will Holston

    what the hell is wrong with Joey lawrence…get the scientists on a cure FAST!

  • Kyle

    Wow, and this guy was the MAJORITY LEADER of the House of Representatives. I think Congress should give themselves another raise, not only because they are doing such a great job, but because they are focusing on the real issues, like ridding America of liberal, fox-trotting terrorists like Jerry Springer. I’m glad my tax money isn’t going to waste!!!

  • taradise

    Couldn’t they have “un-gayed” Mario Lopez for the publicity shots?

  • Jim

    IS THIS FOR REAL????
    As if we needed any more reasons to hate DeLay, although I do feel sorry for Sara Evans for getting stuck in the middle of all this BS she didn’t create.
    On second thought, she’s also aligned herself with Sean Hannity, so if truth be told, maybe I don’t feel so bad for her after all.

  • brit-brit

    For real, Irish Derek.
    My beloved Joey Russo does look like Billy Zane.

  • Dear Taradise:

    So what if Mario Lopez looks a little gay? Many male dancers do, especially in such outfits — but is that because they really do, or because of stereotypes enforced by viewers like you?? Appearances shouldn’t matter, including that of Joey’s bald head.
    The topic on hand though is very infuriating. I would think with as much as politicians get paid and all the important issues facing the nation, they wouldn’t have time to be concerned with the media. But hey, when they keep passing on opportunities like increasing the minimum wage and continue to gather their wealth while the rest of the nation suffers high gas prices, increasing education costs, and other rising costs like health care, I guess you can focus on whatever the hell you want.

  • Ed

    Mario Lopez gets yummier with age! That picture will go great with his “gay” character that he’s going to play on Nip/Tuck – watch for boodie shot!
    Joey is just as yummilisious but he needs to grow back the hair pronto!

  • matt

    Looks like this is one election Mr. Delay cannot gerrymander

  • Ceballos

    I don’t know about you guys…but I’m LOVING Joey (excuse me) Joseph Lawrence’s new do. Also let’s not underrate whoever did his eyebrows. He looks at least 15 time more hardcore now than he ever did with hair.

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    THAT’s JOEY LAWRENCE?! He looks like the late actor Robert “Vegas$” Ulrich, and he looked a hell of a lot better than Joey. Dude! Grow your hair back, please!

  • B Ro

    Clean, Mr. Clean. Can I get a woah?

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    LMAO 8 RO! Exactly. He just needs the earring and he’s set.

  • dma69

    “Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is calling on his supporters to throw their votes behind GOP favorite Sara Evans in the upcoming season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars as a way to “send a message to Hollywood and the media” that “ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer” has no place on TV.”
    Anyone that smiles while taking a mugshot is not worth paying attention to.

  • blah

    Someone needs to tell Joey Lawrence that he’s not Howie Mandel, and someone needs to tell Mario Lopez that male cleavage is NOT SEXY!

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    Cheez or no cheez?

  • Martha

    I’m sorry, I was so mesmerized by the “Shoes” video (and Joey Lawrence’s bald head – ooh, shiny!) that I forgot what we were talking about. Some boring and inane reality show with an unnecessary and gratuitous injection of party politics, no doubt.

  • Dave

    Holy crap, that’s Joey Lawrence?! I was, like, wait, where’s his picture? But that Mario Lopez sure is looking good…who else can’t wait for his steamy appearance on Nip/Tuck?

  • Craig G.

    Of COURSE republicans turn a DANCING competition into something it’s not- “let’s vote for someone because they cater to our needs and ideas- don’t vote for someone who’s ACTUALLY a good dancer!”
    i hate republicans.

  • daisyj

    At what point did Joey Lawrence turn into Howie Mandel?

  • trw1570

    I’m hoping that Joe(y) Lawrence is playing young Kojak in a tv movie of the week or something. He looks awful!

  • Kate

    I was just thinking hey thats kind of funny a woman should also be named Joey Lawrence, cause I know that bald-headed guy can NOT be him! It’s kind of weird to say a bald person has a bad haircut after the fact, but he just looks BAD. If that is him. Which I don’t believe.

  • Jasper

    What? This show’s still on? Wait……..really?

  • Crystal

    OK, that’s just scary. Between the head and the “look into the bowels of hell” eyes, Joey there could play a serial killer very soon.

  • oldschoolgirl

    I love you Craig G.!
    DeLay???? Seriously????
    Oh! I see, dancing with the stars deserves more attention then….lets see…….rising health care costs, Katrina, the insulting gas prices, and the “so called” war on terrorism and so on and so forth? Man, that DeLay sure has his priorities straight. Don’t forget to vote straight Republican in November, since they have done such a “SUPER” job so far, and really showing Hollywood who’s boss! You go boy! NOT!!!!!!!!

  • Jo Anne

    I am so excited that a new DWTS is coming. I really enjoy this show. May the best person win!!!

  • ftworthbabe

    If Carlson Tucker can do the show, maybe DeLay thinks he can have a new career, or at leasrt rehab the old one.

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