Prowling for hot babes with The CW

15726__dolls_l_1Attention, pervs: Want to spend two days in the company of attractive, scantily clad, desperate fame-seeking young women? Come to New York and hang out this weekend at the Park Central Hotel, where fledgling network The CW will be holding open-call auditions for its most babelicious reality shows: the forthcoming series The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll all day Friday, and America’s Next Top Model on Saturday. (Imagine the hilarity and confusion for those gals who arrive on the wrong day. After all, the aspiring Pussycat Dolls will be asked to strut around in lingerie as cheesy dance tracks play in the background, while the aspiring Top Models… uh, never mind.) If you’re not sure where the hotel is located, just look for one of those horrid green CW posters that says ”Free To Be Hungry.”


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  • california

    Does anyone else find this ridiculous? Why do they need another singer? I mean that one chick does all of the singing anyway, the other five just dance around and maybe sing the backup vocals.

  • Jasper

    Is Nicole finally going solo? She should’ve when she was in Eden’s Crush. She’s too much sexy to share with five other girls!

  • BB

    They don’t even sing the backup vocals, check the album credits, it’s all Nicole.

  • Sara

    What happened to the short-haired one? I saw them perform something when they just came out, and there were like ten of them. I was happy that one had short hair.
    I smirked at “Free to be Hungry”.

  • Maurine

    There are already six dolls with basically one doing all the singing. Why do they need another one? I wonder if the current dolls are happy to add another one to mix.
    BTW, I met Nicole when she was with Eden’s Crush and she was really nice.

  • Tyler D

    Not only is Nicole the only singer, she’s also the only attractive one in the group. Every other member looks plastic.

  • EP Sato

    Shouldn’t it read “free to be bulimic”?
    For me, the Pussycat Dolls is in that “beyond bad” category. I don’t know if it’s the Vegas striptease, the irksome “Wanna Fanta?” ads, or the dolls, but something just feels wrong to me about this group.
    And New Yorkers look out! There will be even more good looking women in Manhattan than usual this weekend. Happy hunting fellas!

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