[My colleague Scott Brown was recently blindfolded, taken to a safehouse, drugged, flown to Pakistan, beaten, fed delicious sweets, and made to listen to a Read the full post.
Aug 21
2006
09:54 PM ET
Dear Whitney: An imaginary mash note from Osama bin Laden
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Eddie S. you are one sad person, then. Sorry to hear that you are looking forward to anything Mariah related!!!
Shannon: To each his own. I like Mariah & nothing can change that no matter what other people say. Thanks for respecting that.
So a lot of other people have been trying to wake you up too? No I respect that, but personally find her vile and vulgar. I’m just wondering how long she can continue this hooker-ish phase as she is fast approaching 40!!
I’m tired of people blaming everything wrong with Whitney on Bobby. She met him as an adult, and she’s a grown women. She has the ability to make choices, and she has to take responsibility for her life. If she hadn’t married Bobby, she would have married some other guy with similar tendencies.
Is she trying to look like Tina Turner?
Linda:
Good observation. I agree,she does look like a young Tina Turner in this picture. Jason, I said the same thing some time ago. She was a closet coke-head. Her own sister admitted it. Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are of the same caliber. At least he was upfront about his lifestyle.
I would have loved to have seen Bobby and Whitney’s reactions when they were first informed of Osama’s big crush. The “AWWW, Hell to the NO!!!” must have been spectacular.
It never fails – people take these posts wayyy out of context.
Yes, Osama has a thing for Whitney…why does everyone have to rehash the problems she is going thru or has gone thru?
How does anyone know if Whitney looks like a crackhead “these days”? When was the last time she was photographed?
Tasteless and unfounded commments like “crackhead” should be posted on the National Enquirer blogs.
When I informed my early teens nephew of Osama’s crush on Whitney, we chuckled for a few seconds and then he said, “Hey, wait a minute! Osama would have to come out of hiding to pursue her, right?” So, how about it Bobby and Whitney, dangle yourselves like carrots?
Yeah…Whitney’s picture is the issue here
Scott Brown = Hack
apparently there’s been a rash of senseofhumerectomies being performed.
lighten up folks.
Em,
LMAO!!
Thanks for that..
everyone else, losen up people! In fact, go buy a copy of the Constipation of MooMoo and you shall be relieved of any bothersome constipation.
senseofhumerectomies….awesome.
Weep:
Does the truth hurt? Whitney looks terrible these days. Crack has a way of destroying a person’s looks. I hope you are not on crack. If my comment is tasteless, so be it. At least it is the truth. If you don’t like what I have to say, that is your problem.