OMG, you guys, have you heard about this new Samuel L. Jackson movie that’s coming out called, like, Snakes on a Plane or something? Hahaha! I love him — he’s so badass! Hahaha! Wait. That’s not the real title, is it? OMG, ROTFL! Anyway, it sounds, like, totally bitchin’ so I Googled it and came up with this hilarious list of possible sequels — Snakes on a Plantain! LOL! — and then I started to notice that, like, there seems to be a lot of stuff on the Internets about it! WTF? Am I like the last person to hear about this?
-Dude, don’t tell anybody, but: There are other people in the movie besides Sam Jackson.
-A list of so-bad-they’re-good movies, which is clearly what SoaP aspires to be, but, um, what if it’s just bad-bad? Oh, Lord, they’re not gonna turn the Internet off or something, are they?
-Critics, unable to review the movie, start making gross rationalizations, and are generally just losing their minds.
-And, finally, if Justin Guarini is getting press off this motherf—-ing movie, then it is time for the motherf—ing thing to come out already.
I am so m*therf*cking p*ssed off that the best bad movies list does not include my favorite “bad” movies Starcrash, Flash Gordon and Barbarella. Dude, those movies all were awful but great at the same time! One featured a young Hasselhof, one featured a Queen Soundtrack, and the other gave Duran Duran their name! See you all at the midnight screening tonight at Gallery Place
There’re snakes. They’re on a plane.
Critics need to stop crying and enjoy the flight.
I’ll be SO GLAD when this movie comes and goes like The Da Vinci Code did. Just so the media (EW probably being the worst of it all) will shut up about it already.
I just got home from the THursday night showing of SOAP. That was the most fun I’ve had in the theaters all summer long. The crowd that was there with me were yelling, screaming and cheering throughout the whole show. When Samuel Jackson’s name came on the screen, the place exploded in applause. Same thing occured when you first saw him on screen. When the box counted down for the snakes to come out, the audience counted down with the timer. And when the snakes came out, the audience went crazy. I thought I was at Rocky Horror Picture show—it was that much fun. And when samuel did his “mucherf&*#$@” line, everyone said it right along with him. This was a blast from beginning to end. I’m going to see it again on Saturday. I knew this was going to be the best movie of the summer>
Saw it last night. It was indeed so bad it was good. Seeing it with a SoaP-fanatic audience didn’t hurt either. I enjoyed it infinitely more than the piece of crap known as Talladega Nights. Everyone should see this movie. And don’t listen to the critics. It is not supposed to be a good movie, it is supposed to be a fun movie, and it definitely is.
OMG. I just saw this flick last night and it was everything expected! Cheesy storyline, campy dialogue, comic book like villains and lots of Samuel L Jackson cussin’ and yellin’. If you are one of the fanboys who’s been clammoring for this to come out (like me), go see this movie!