Here is a theory of "time travel," as put forward by Albert Einstein.
Here is a competing theory of time travel, as put forward by Britney Spears (with citations to C. Lloyd, R. Zemeckis, M.J. Fox).
From the video evidence presented here, I think it’s fairly clear Britney has done some time-traveling, probably just before recording began. Side effects appear to include malaise, confusion, and gas.
Additional side effects include general blogger anomie, brought on by posting this.
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this is the poison of celebrity,you get to this sick point that whatever crap you serve people they will eat and enjoy it.can’t wait till lindsay gets to the point of no return
Poor Brit Brit. I think the scariest thing about that video was that K-Fed was the voice of reason.
Jessica, wait! Christina, hold on a minute! Justin! Anyone! Please don’t leave me in a room alone with her…
Makes Kevin look like a genius which I never thought possible. She is tripping on something.
Hehe The truly sad point about this entire video is that she is definitely high on SOMETHIN, & is prolly more pissed about this being leaked than photos or some rumors in US Weekly because, lets be frank, you can’t play off the fact that she’s rational in this! AT ALL. And yes, it does make Kevin out to be intelligent.
SIDENOTE***For those not smart enough to know the movie she refers to as SPUN is all about crystal meth addicts. Oops! I did it again…..
She comes off as so dumb in this video! Have you seen the part where she says her jaw hurts? I wonder what that is all about. I wonder why they didn’t include this lovely little clip in Chaotic?
She is an idiot that needs to take care of her kids..instead of running around town making a fool of herself and of hicks.
People who complain of thier jaw hurting tends to be a side effect of coming down off of rolling on Ecstasy. They grind their teeth while being over-taken by the euphoric feeling. She is wearing a hat, & her eyes are kinda covered so I can’t tell just how large or dialated her pupils actually are to know if she is indeed on X.
“I think some people are ahead of us” may be the understatement of the century. That being said, while we’re all making fun of this video, I think we should all remember that most celebrities are extremely undeducated, high school drop-outs. Most of them pretend to be smart, but at least Britney Spears willingly admits that she’s dumb and doesn’t understand anything. And with THAT being said, what the $%&# was up with all that twitching?!?! “Not A Girl, Not Yet An Epileptic” (Too far?)
She’s country.
I still contend that a celebrity marriage like this one needs a court appointed adult to watch the kids and keep Brit hydrated.
If Britney hasn’t come across as an idiot before, this video proves it once and for all. And how scary is it when K-Fed looks like the rational one?
Britney Spears is a sad young woman. She needs to talk to someone who will give her the best advice possible. From what I have been reading about her, she has come undone far worse than she was before. I don’t think she was ready to have the responsibilty of having children. She probably wanted children as if they are toys. Reality has a way of slapping us in the face.
You have got to be kidding. Do you have any idea when this “video” was made? Do you think for one minute if someone captured any random 3.03 minutes of your life you, too, would looked stoned, or like an idiot, or whatever else is being said about this person. And, Dr. Ray, go back and review the video. The camera pans right up to her face, and you can she’s fine. Goodness, gracious, people. Get a life, and leave these people alone.
I have always thought BS was an idiot, just packaged for sale to 11 yr old girls (and 48 yr old men)…and this video proves that…Kevin comes across as the intellectual – how’s that for ironic? And they are breeding! People, make it stop…can’t she just be fat and stupid and go away? I’m sick of seeing either/both of them, why can’t we move along already?
I don’t see what’s the big deal. This vid has been viewed as many times as most sex tapes, and there’s nothing worthwile on it. We spend our time judging Britney about the most inconsequential of events and actions and then have the nerve to call HER stupid. Right! The more we take the time to call Britney “dumb” the more we make ourselves look pathetic and dumb. If we were so intelligent wouldn’t our time be better spent using those extra brain cells being productive, instead of making fun of Britney, who by the way IS probably doing something productive (like recording, endorsing, raising her kid etc.)I’ll defend Britney to the last breath b/c not one of us is better than her. Frankly, she’s likely alot better off than most of the people that judge her.
wow, what is she on?
I agree with Mary. She talks about the movie “Spun” which came out in 2002. Which means this video was probably made 3 years ago before she even had kids or was pregnant. But she definitely seems “on something” Still love her even though she’s white trash.
She’s obviously on something…at least for her sake, I hope she is and she’s not just this stupid. She is about to become a mother for the second time people….SHE’S SOMEONE’S MOTHER. Scary….
Giving all my luv to Britney – mostly cuz she’s taking the brunt of the tabloids and no one deserves that massive amount of scrutiny.
Still luv ya, Brit!
Goodbye Britney. Your career is O-V-E-R. Hope you’re not too high to read this Britney (and K-Fed)
I really think the media should be ashamed of the way they treat this girl. Little does the public know that this is a clip from Britney’s UPN TV show ‘Chaotic.’ This video is almost 3 years old. This just shows you how desperate the media is to criticize her. It’s really terrible. We all should be insulted of this attempt of the media to pull a fast one on all of us. With a slow week in Britney news, they just pulled out this clip from their archives and are trying to pass it off as news. Last time i checked news is supposed to be current and truthful, not dated and manufactured.
I really think the media should be ashamed of the way they treat this girl. Little does the public know that this is a clip from Britney’s UPN TV show ‘Chaotic.’ This video is almost 3 years old. This just shows you how desperate the media is to criticize her. With a slow week in Britney news, the media tried to pull a fast one by getting out this clip from their archives and trying to pass it off as news. Last time I checked news is supposed to be current and truthful, not dated and manufactured.
It’s not “news” it is entertainment. At last, Britney Spears, the entertainer has provided me with something I can actually enjoy. Time-trek-travel-speed. Love it.
She is so obviously on something, but I don’t care about that. This is from before she was a Mommy or pregnant and many many young 20somethings experiment, so whatev. K-Fertilizer does actually sound like the smart one here. If she isn’t on anything and this is just how she is, he deserves every penny he syphons out of her.
Britney and Timberfake(no you are not black for the last time) deserved each other both fakes wannabes.
I think the girl should be ashamed for acting this way for the media, where she knows children will see it! If she was going to be on a tv show, why did she do drugs (she is sooo on drugs or alcohal here), and if she wanted the media to leave her alone, why did she broadcast her life on public Tv!
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I agree with most of these comments. But I dont agree that they should be made. DOnt you see the conspiracy?
Things have drastically changed in the entertainment industry the past ten years alone because they have been bought out by the same people who are trying to tear this country apart while trying to take over the world.
Celebrities are made to do stupid crap to hurt values in order to get everyone fighting against each other. The same tactics are used in music, cartoon, tv shows, schools, and the media. This keeps the whole country broken down and weak to gain complaince to politics to go to war for resources in other countries and to force assimilation of other cultures.
Think its farfetched? If you do, then you haven’t been reading the right materials. Its pretty obvious that there’s a bigger picture to it all.
My advice is to turn off the news. Forget Britney. Dont read the newspaper. Dont listen to the radio. Start gaining control of what goes into your mind. If it happens at school, raise hell with the school, or take your child out and homeschool them. Protect yourself and your family from the evil crap that money buys to use against you. Stop spending money like a superficial moron. Save it.
If ten million people did these things, the country would start looking better and the political viruses in office would leave.