Britney Spears' theory of time-travel

1069__brit_lHere is a theory of "time travel," as put forward by Albert Einstein.

Here is a competing theory of time travel, as put forward by Britney Spears (with citations to C. Lloyd, R. Zemeckis, M.J. Fox).

From the video evidence presented here, I think it’s fairly clear Britney has done some time-traveling, probably just before recording began. Side effects appear to include malaise, confusion, and gas.

Additional side effects include general blogger anomie, brought on by posting this.


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  • cj

    this is the poison of celebrity,you get to this sick point that whatever crap you serve people they will eat and enjoy it.can’t wait till lindsay gets to the point of no return

  • Maria

    Poor Brit Brit. I think the scariest thing about that video was that K-Fed was the voice of reason.

  • jon

    Jessica, wait! Christina, hold on a minute! Justin! Anyone! Please don’t leave me in a room alone with her…

  • C

    Makes Kevin look like a genius which I never thought possible. She is tripping on something.

  • Phil

    Hehe The truly sad point about this entire video is that she is definitely high on SOMETHIN, & is prolly more pissed about this being leaked than photos or some rumors in US Weekly because, lets be frank, you can’t play off the fact that she’s rational in this! AT ALL. And yes, it does make Kevin out to be intelligent.
    SIDENOTE***For those not smart enough to know the movie she refers to as SPUN is all about crystal meth addicts. Oops! I did it again…..

  • Jen

    She comes off as so dumb in this video! Have you seen the part where she says her jaw hurts? I wonder what that is all about. I wonder why they didn’t include this lovely little clip in Chaotic?

  • gabe

    She is an idiot that needs to take care of her kids..instead of running around town making a fool of herself and of hicks.

  • Phil

    People who complain of thier jaw hurting tends to be a side effect of coming down off of rolling on Ecstasy. They grind their teeth while being over-taken by the euphoric feeling. She is wearing a hat, & her eyes are kinda covered so I can’t tell just how large or dialated her pupils actually are to know if she is indeed on X.

  • Ray

    “I think some people are ahead of us” may be the understatement of the century. That being said, while we’re all making fun of this video, I think we should all remember that most celebrities are extremely undeducated, high school drop-outs. Most of them pretend to be smart, but at least Britney Spears willingly admits that she’s dumb and doesn’t understand anything. And with THAT being said, what the $%&# was up with all that twitching?!?! “Not A Girl, Not Yet An Epileptic” (Too far?)

  • Gretchen Weiners

    She’s country.

  • mike

    I still contend that a celebrity marriage like this one needs a court appointed adult to watch the kids and keep Brit hydrated.

  • dma69

    If Britney hasn’t come across as an idiot before, this video proves it once and for all. And how scary is it when K-Fed looks like the rational one?

  • Juju

    Britney Spears is a sad young woman. She needs to talk to someone who will give her the best advice possible. From what I have been reading about her, she has come undone far worse than she was before. I don’t think she was ready to have the responsibilty of having children. She probably wanted children as if they are toys. Reality has a way of slapping us in the face.

  • Mary

    You have got to be kidding. Do you have any idea when this “video” was made? Do you think for one minute if someone captured any random 3.03 minutes of your life you, too, would looked stoned, or like an idiot, or whatever else is being said about this person. And, Dr. Ray, go back and review the video. The camera pans right up to her face, and you can she’s fine. Goodness, gracious, people. Get a life, and leave these people alone.

  • donner

    I have always thought BS was an idiot, just packaged for sale to 11 yr old girls (and 48 yr old men)…and this video proves that…Kevin comes across as the intellectual – how’s that for ironic? And they are breeding! People, make it stop…can’t she just be fat and stupid and go away? I’m sick of seeing either/both of them, why can’t we move along already?

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