Help choose Katie Couric's tagline

15427__kc_lI’m not too interested in the ”What will Katie Couric wear?” question; you just know that CBS will have her wear some dull, boxy, Donna Karan thing to help her convey gravitas. In fact, the new anchor’s only shot at creative jauntiness may be her choice of tagline. ”I contemplated ‘Peace out, homies,”’ she quipped to the Associated Press.”That just didn’t feel completely right.” Unfortunately, ”Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow” is already taken. So is ”Respeck.” And another CBS star already owns ”Suit up.” So let’s offer her a few suggestions:

”Boy, are my legs tired.”
”Whoop, there it is.”
”Adios, muchachos.”
”The rest is silence.”
”Tonight, Charlie Sheen dates volleyball-playing twins on Two and a Half Men.”
”Don’t forget that colonoscopy.”
”Here is your moment of Zen.”
”Smile and wave, boys, just smile and wave.”

Any other ideas?

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  • ep sato

    You Stay Classy America

  • Ed

    I think she should just giggle with that big grin, shrugg her shoulders and say, “ga-night”.

  • Jane

    “There are ants in my pants and I gotta dance.”

  • Blue80

    “this is Katie Couric saying … HA HA HA! SUCK IT MATT LAUER! … Goodnight”

  • mike

    She could wrap up every newscast with a Sinatra classic.

  • ryan

    1) “Couric out.”
    2) “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for Julie Chen.”
    3) “I guess there’s just one thing left to say. Welcome home, America. Welcome home.”

  • jon

    “Thank you for watching. In your face, Diane. Good night.”

  • JV

    “Good night America. And seriously, Merideth Viera? What the f***?”

  • peggym

    The colonoscopy line was a bit harsh. Her husband died of colon cancer,so it’s a sincere cause for her.

  • d.c.

    Dah-duh-dah-duh! Hee her.. That’s all folks!

  • Connie

    Courage!

  • Lorenzo

    With that smile, she just do The Joker Laugh (from Batman, in case y’all didn’t already know my geeks)

  • Todd

    “I’m shorter than I look”

  • Jonathan

    Have a good night, and eight full hours. Trust me.

  • Tim

    I’ve got it people! Are you ready for this? Here we go.
    Katie: And that’s the kind of day it’s been…Scott Brown and I shower together…good night.

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