Charlize Theron and David Duchovny: two great names that sound great together — and also happen to share an Aug. 7 birthday. (Is anyone else imagining a teenaged Charlize, smitten with Fox Mulder, scribbling ”Mrs. Charlize Duchovny” on the back of her modeling card? No?) Anyhow, today I’m raising the poetic stakes by trying to work two birthday celebs into one haiku. Won’t you do the same?
Surprising comics
You wanna see a Monster?
Ma under the bed
DAVID DUCHOVNY!!
WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME!!
Not a haiku, but does anyone else remember that song. They used to play snippets of it before the movies started in the theater.
it’s my birthday as well..and my best friend’s..but i suppose we don’t get haikus because of our lack of celebrity status. darn.
Meet my alien
Only if you check out my x-files
I usually suck at haikus, but here goes…
The truth is out there
But left unseen by anyone
Just like “Aeon Flux”
Arrested X files
gone like dodos, happy birth
day jobless hobos
To marissa-
you and your friends rule!
popwatch comments highlight a
birthday worth noting
Sorry it’s so bland but I know nothing about you other than it’s your birthday.
Cheers!
Please, no more haikus.
not funny when not about
rosie, madonna.
Ivy league actor
African with no accent
Happy Day 2U!
thanks for the haiku!
it was lovely and very
appreciated!
That song mentioned in the first comment is “David Duchovny” by Bree Sharp (from her first CD, A Cheap and Evil Girl). Super-cute, super-catchy song by a very underrated singer-songwriter!
I know I had a huge crush on Duchovny when I was younger. Hell, I still do! Happy birthday, Spooky Mulder!
Scully, I miss you.
Aeon Flux, pretty but dumb.
X-Files Movie Two!
She played a monster.
He chased monsters on TV.
Will they share a cake?
I’m not really good at making brithday haikus (actually this will be my first) So, here it goes:
“House of D” and “Aeon Flux”
Those movies sucked
Trust me, they’ll make more too.
Was that good? Please tell me!
Fair Mulder and Char
Can share birthday cake and tales
Of poor box office.