[UPDATE: Those motherf---in' snakes on that motherf---in' plane crashed that motherf---in' website. Stay tuned as the parties involved scramble for more motherf---in' bandwith.]
Samuel L. Jackson is talkin’ to you. Well, that is, if someone out there would be kind enough to send you a personalized phone call or email (in Jackson’s voice, natch) that encourages you to go see Snakes on a Plane. Or you can send one to yourself, like I did. Just click here. Trust me, it’s well worth five minutes out of your busy computer-solitaire schedule.