Martha Stewart is 65 years old young today. I know she’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but her Everyday Food magazine has changed my life, and her talk show is my favorite source of morning lunacy. Not only that, but dammit, she’s foxy for her age — something that even hatas cannot deny. So give props, haiku style. After all, you wouldn’t want to make her angry, would you?
Soft Kmart towels
Enunciates her vowels
And the ‘h’ in herbs
well done sleazak. well done.
There’s no topping the King of Haiku! Happy Birthday, Martha!
I must say, I normally think these hiakus are lame, not because they’re badly written, just because I’m not a haiku person. But really, this one is just awesome. Way to get the haiku essense.
Happy Birthday, Martha Stewart!
nice..
Show I want to watch:
Martha & Charo team up;
Uncomfortable fun.
I like Everything Food.
Happy birthday Martha! You take care.
Neat Katonah home
Ponchos lie in dust-free drawers
Freedom: a good thing
Insider trading?
Doesn’t seem so smart now, huh?
Better luck next time.
Happy Day, M. Diddy.
Pray you won’t need another
Cake baked with a file.
Did time in slammer
Crochets sachets and knits like
a mutha-f*cker.
Happy B-day Martha!
I think I saw her in Wicked…
Everyday Food Mag
has also transformed my life
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Happy Birthday Martha Stewert and many more.
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