Happy Birthday, Martha Stewart!

185420__martha_lMartha Stewart is 65 years old young today. I know she’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but her Everyday Food magazine has changed my life, and her talk show is my favorite source of morning lunacy. Not only that, but dammit, she’s foxy for her age — something that even hatas cannot deny. So give props, haiku style. After all, you wouldn’t want to make her angry, would you?

Soft Kmart towels
Enunciates her vowels
And the ‘h’ in herbs

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  • matt

    well done sleazak. well done.

  • newbie

    There’s no topping the King of Haiku! Happy Birthday, Martha!

  • blah

    I must say, I normally think these hiakus are lame, not because they’re badly written, just because I’m not a haiku person. But really, this one is just awesome. Way to get the haiku essense. :)

  • ibapreacherman

    Happy Birthday, Martha Stewart!

    nice..

  • johnathan

    Show I want to watch:
    Martha & Charo team up;
    Uncomfortable fun.

  • Arianne

    I like Everything Food.
    Happy birthday Martha! You take care.

  • jon

    Neat Katonah home
    Ponchos lie in dust-free drawers
    Freedom: a good thing

  • Jake

    Insider trading?
    Doesn’t seem so smart now, huh?
    Better luck next time.

  • Tommy G

    Happy Day, M. Diddy.
    Pray you won’t need another
    Cake baked with a file.

  • nd

    Did time in slammer
    Crochets sachets and knits like
    a mutha-f*cker.
    Happy B-day Martha!

  • mike

    I think I saw her in Wicked…

  • Kat

    Everyday Food Mag
    has also transformed my life
    Hooray turnovers

  • Josephine Shaffer

    Happy Birthday Martha Stewert and many more.

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