Jul 28 2006 10:00 AM ET

Beat This Caption: Brangelina in Wax Edition

161139__wax_lA picture is worth a thousand words. And a wax statue, apparently, is worth a thousand collective shudders. But enough with the niceties. Let’s throw down, PopWatchers. Beat this caption (keep it clean):

Wax on, bra off.

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  • JessC

    When it was time to offer the ritual Namibian sacrifice, Brad and Angelina couldn’t bear to watch…

  • Mona

    Shouldn’t we save the wax for more important things???…like candles- who cares..?

  • Thad

    Here we have Mary , Joseph and the baby…..

  • Maria

    They look much more expressionless and waxen in real life.

  • Henning

    Mom and Pop teach the first of their progeny “the stare”

  • Joe C

    Who’s the doofus standing behind Angelina?????

  • Allison

    Whoa, Angelina married David Spade?

  • Josh

    I’ve never seen Brad look worse. I know, I know, it’s just a statue, but I think Angelina’s turned out much better.

  • bridget

    “I swear i’m happy to be here”

  • Snarky

    Where’s the 3 Wise Men?

  • Ana

    Are they going to pull a Chuck Cunningham” on Maddox & Zahara? How rude!

  • john

    Soon to be starring in “House of Wax 2″

  • Faye

    I think it looks great. Shiloh is beautiful. She looks like Angelina and Brad.

  • bg 17

    “Finally, a family Jon Voight can visit with.”
    You can tell the artist enjoyed spending more time on Ang than Brad. And I thought teenage boys were the only ones pausing frames on ‘Gia’.

  • Anne

    Finally, Angelina’s mouth looks normal.

  • Stephen

    Angelina’s with Val Kilmer now?

  • bridget

    Who’s holding Shiloh?

  • robert england

    And the press says, “We’re a stiff Couple.”

  • MattATL

    “House of whacks?”
    “Brangelina welcome a little nipper…and a new baby!”

  • J

    Do i see a nip slip?

  • Tony B.

    Lol, on the candles. I own a candle shoppe. We’ve plenty of candles. I love this. They look so real. They all look great.
    p.s. Shiloh will grow up to be a beautiful lady.

  • Just Me

    Looks gross, don’t boast, but they tried to make the most, tan on, tan off, the color is pallor, cute little fella.

  • Rich S.

    We’ve called this press conference to announce the release next week of wax likenesses of our family.

  • Derek

    “Visitors were also shocked to find the Billy Bob Thornton statue melting and disfigured, until someone pointed out that it was the REAL Billy Bob Thornton.”

  • sara

    You know your life is going to be F’d up when at 2 weeks a magazine pays $4 million for your baby pics and at 2 months random tourists pay $31 dollars to take their picture with a recreation of you in wax!
    Good Luck little Shiloh, hope you make it to 18!!

  • Winona

    What’s sad is that the waxen Brangelina (with bonus baby!) probably have more personality than the real ones. Both sets, however, creep me out equally.

  • Mr. Show

    While offering better coverage than the famed Brasilian technique, Jolie and Pitt’s Namibian wax failed to catch on.

  • dave

    yet baby suri’s wax figure is still missing.

  • laura

    Are YOU looking at me?

  • Tim

    After surviving total plastic surgery the Jolie-Pitts will now live FOREVER.

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