A picture is worth a thousand words. And a wax statue, apparently, is worth a thousand collective shudders. But enough with the niceties. Let’s throw down, PopWatchers. Beat this caption (keep it clean):
Wax on, bra off.
Beat This Caption: Brangelina in Wax Edition
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When it was time to offer the ritual Namibian sacrifice, Brad and Angelina couldn’t bear to watch…
Shouldn’t we save the wax for more important things???…like candles- who cares..?
Here we have Mary , Joseph and the baby…..
They look much more expressionless and waxen in real life.
Mom and Pop teach the first of their progeny “the stare”
Who’s the doofus standing behind Angelina?????
Whoa, Angelina married David Spade?
I’ve never seen Brad look worse. I know, I know, it’s just a statue, but I think Angelina’s turned out much better.
“I swear i’m happy to be here”
Where’s the 3 Wise Men?
Are they going to pull a Chuck Cunningham” on Maddox & Zahara? How rude!
Soon to be starring in “House of Wax 2″
I think it looks great. Shiloh is beautiful. She looks like Angelina and Brad.
“Finally, a family Jon Voight can visit with.”
You can tell the artist enjoyed spending more time on Ang than Brad. And I thought teenage boys were the only ones pausing frames on ‘Gia’.
Finally, Angelina’s mouth looks normal.
Angelina’s with Val Kilmer now?
Who’s holding Shiloh?
And the press says, “We’re a stiff Couple.”
“House of whacks?”
“Brangelina welcome a little nipper…and a new baby!”
Do i see a nip slip?
Lol, on the candles. I own a candle shoppe. We’ve plenty of candles. I love this. They look so real. They all look great.
p.s. Shiloh will grow up to be a beautiful lady.
Looks gross, don’t boast, but they tried to make the most, tan on, tan off, the color is pallor, cute little fella.
We’ve called this press conference to announce the release next week of wax likenesses of our family.
“Visitors were also shocked to find the Billy Bob Thornton statue melting and disfigured, until someone pointed out that it was the REAL Billy Bob Thornton.”
You know your life is going to be F’d up when at 2 weeks a magazine pays $4 million for your baby pics and at 2 months random tourists pay $31 dollars to take their picture with a recreation of you in wax!
Good Luck little Shiloh, hope you make it to 18!!
What’s sad is that the waxen Brangelina (with bonus baby!) probably have more personality than the real ones. Both sets, however, creep me out equally.
While offering better coverage than the famed Brasilian technique, Jolie and Pitt’s Namibian wax failed to catch on.
yet baby suri’s wax figure is still missing.
Are YOU looking at me?
After surviving total plastic surgery the Jolie-Pitts will now live FOREVER.