It’s time for another edition of ‘Beat This Caption,’ and this week’s star is erstwhile singer-actress-crazylady Bai Ling, cozying up to a statue of Frank Sinatra. Why? Does it really matter? I can tell you, it does not. What does matter, however, is whether or not you can beat this caption, so have at it, people:
Even a bronze Frank can taste the Bai-l coming up.
“The Man With the Golden Arm” finds his “Pride and Passion” in “The Tender Trap” of “The Manchurian Candidate”.
Marlon Wayans and a date at the premiere of “Little Man”
UPDATE: “The Man With the Golden Arm” finds his “Pride and Passion” “From Here to Eternity” in “The Tender Trap” of “The Manchurian Candidate”.
“Me love this LONG TIME”
You see, a man does not need Viagra to get stiff.
Even the statue has to look away from the train wreck of Bai Ling…
Ba-da-Ling, baby! Stick with me Toots and I’ll Bai you breakfast in Vegas.
For all the “But Can They Sing?” fans…
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“Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time!”
Finally my lover has been cloned down and bronzed so that he may never leave me again. I got the idea from Margo Kidder.
Bai Ling: “Yeah, I did him too.”
“Bai Ling, the spokesperson for Hershey’s new ‘Crooners as Chocolates’ line, is seen posing with the company’s first ‘Chairman Frank Extra Dark’ bar…Ling was chosen after ‘Click’ star David Hasselhoff turned down the endorsement (he was quoted as saying “Hey, even I have standards!”…a sentiment which surprised The Hoff’s handlers)”
Hey Deano the Asian masseuse finally arrived-get sammy and the rest of the fellas!
You so Hansom!
The statue’s fertive whisper: “Call… the… police!”
Touchstone Pictures announces that Bai Ling will join Frank Sinatra in a remake of “The Man With the Golden Arm.”
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