Idol's Constantine and A.Fed: You do the math!

162048__constantine_lThis just in from the Office of Ambitious Idol Also-Rans (Season 4 Department): Fourth-place finisher Anthony "A.Fed" Fedorov and sixth-place Constantine Maroulis (pictured) are working on their debut CDs. According to MTV News, Fedorov is describing his disc as ”Richard Marx meets Marc Anthony,” while Maroulis is aiming for ”a bit of a Rob Thomas/Santana thing. It’s got some great Bon Jovi elements, a little Ricky Martin in there." This bulletin led to a conversation between my colleague Connie Yu and myself about the exact mathematical formulas these two marginally popular singers are likely to concoct. (Connie tackled Constantine, while I took on A.Fed.) Check out our theories after the jump, but first, post your own equations — and see if we’re all on the same page.

                                                        
Bon Jovi x [(Rob Thomas + Santana) ÷ Ricky Martin] ÷ Constantine Maroulis = total s—

Rick Astley x [(Richard Marx + Marc Anthony) ÷ Tavares] – soul = Anthony Fedorov

            

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  • Jonathan

    God no.

  • JasonHomey

    The only people looking forward to Cantsingtines album live in trailers or have hair curlers. I still have yet to find a single person who ever watches AI that likes this guy. I think there is a conspiracy over the fact that he is even a celebrity.

  • Jonathan

    Please God no.

  • Jonathan

    Please Lord Jesus, no.

  • Orlando

    I’m surprised Fedorov even knows who Richard X is. I guess that’s a good thing!

  • Orlando

    Okay, it’s Richard Marx. I screwed up!

  • V.M.L.

    Oh hell no! I never liked Constantine’s singing.

  • Jake

    I have no interest whatsoever; remember how rude he was in that sidebar article in EW a few issues back (the one that caught up with former Idol contestants)? Doesn’t he understand how promoting your career works?

  • Mert

    I would actually like to hear Federov’s album. I always liked him.
    I HATE HATE HATE Constantscream, I would give his cd a listen for humor purposes only.

  • Jana

    George Michael – gay + AXE deo spray in “Oi!y” = Constantine.
    “A-Fed” + Richard Marx = I’m 14 if I care.

  • brandin

    Yawn…what were we talking about again?

  • JustmyComment

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    I still have yet to find a single person who ever watches AI that likes this guy. I think there is a conspiracy over the fact that he is even a celebrity.
    JasonHomey | Jun 26, 2006 8:55:37 PM
    ——————
    What are you talking about? He got over 35million votes up to when he got eliminated at 6th.

  • Josh

    Must agree on the total s— … Why do I constantly have to see pictures of this guy? He’s not a real celeb! He hasn’t even made it as a musical star… at least Jennifer Hudson is in a highly anticipated movie.
    I’m also tired of seeing Taylor on that Ford commercial…

  • Stephanie

    Is it just me or does he look like Kid Rocks little brother in that picture. lol!

  • newbie

    [(Jim Morrison - testicles) + (Paul Stanley's neon phase + Tom Jones)] x vanity2 = 6th place Constantine
    (Clay Aiken x Rick Astley)/Donnie Osmond = Alex Federov
    Simultaneous release dates= Armaggedon

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