In honor of Randy Jackson hitting the big 5-0 today, I’m going to go all Slezak and offer the American Idol judge a celebratory haiku:
Not your best birthday
But you know what? In the end
You did your thing, Dawg!
(Now let’s hear yours.)
Jun 23
2006
02:20 PM ET
Happy Birthday, Randy Jackson!
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Randy sometimes has his own opinion….but sometimes it seems as though he TRIES to follow in Simons footsteps with the mean comments…like first he will be “ah well it was ok” then after Simon tears them a new Acehole, he decides he wants to be rude to and he insults them as well…..get your own personality Randy.
Happy Birthday Dog
You better bring it tonight
Party your A** off!
Happy Birthday Dawg
You were pitchy at first, but
We got a hot one!
So check this out, Dawg
aging’s just alright for you
hope your birthday’s Hot!
Dogpound Serenade
You played with Journey years back
Will they sing for you?
Worked with Mariah
Had some weight loss surgery
You the man now dawg
For your own 50th birthday
You worked it out
And made it your own.
Dude you are Proper
Let’s forget the Faux Hawk
and Nasty spandex pants Dawg!
CRAP–messed up the verses–here goes AGAIN.
Dude you are Proper
Let’s forget the Faux Hawk Dawg
and Nasty spandex pants!
People who don’t know
proper haiku formatting
should not run with dawgs.
To my dog Randy
Half a century has passed
Now go work it out!
You did your thing Dawg
Keeping it real and all that
So Happy Birthday
Yo, yo, check it out…
When I heard ’50 years,’ dude…
But middle age rocks!
You play a mean bass
When Mariah performs. The
Dog pound salutes you.
I f-ing love doing these things!
Paula cries and cries
Simon tells it like it is
All you say is “dawg”