Mary-Kate (left) and Ashley Olsen turn 20 today, and instead of wishing a tired ”happy birthday” to these young ladies (each of whom has earned more money in her first two decades on this planet than I will during my entire adult life), I’ve composed a celebratory haiku. You know the drill by now. Won’t you write one too?
Rock on, Monchichis
All dressed up as bag ladies
I’m not jealous. Much.
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Now that they’re exiting their teens, how about they exit the spotlight while they’re at it? Who cares about these two wealthy, emaciated nit-wits?
hey, hey, dma
that’s not a haiku, okay?
try again, good luck
quit wearing those shades
or let your head grow bigger
it looks really weird
Sunglasses and beads
Starbucks are so delicious
Two short millionaires
Say, “You got it, dude!”
Collect millions and spend on
Versace GLAD bags
Coke-snorting blond fems,
Eating disorders, galore.
Yeah, I’d still do ‘em.
Happy Birthday, girls.
Now please separate your heads.
You’re not Siamese.
Whoever told them
Their weird smiles-really pouts
Are attractive – WRONG!
Haha you totally stole that Monchichi thing from I Love the 80s… still hilarious though.
Over rated pair
blondes with flailing careers, Hugh Hefner’s on line 2
I’m sorry to say it but I love these 2 girls. I only wish I had the $$ that these 2 have at 20 yrs old! I can’t imagine growing up in the spot light was cery easy and these 2 came out fairly unharmed. Not a bad way to start adulthood!
Full House is over
to old to make videos
why do they have fame?
With Wide Bulging Eyes
Scary Faces do Appear
Let them retire soon
Dearest Olsen Twins,
Now that you’re getting older,
Wanna quit kid flicks?
Are we looking at
those so-called before pictures
of the Barbi twins?
(Thoughts?)
No longer jail bait
Skinny ladies with big bucks
Where’s Uncle Joey?
“My daddy says, if you don’t have anything nice to say, you shouldn’t say it at all. …But my daddy is not here, and YOUR’E A CHEESE HEAD!”
Doth quote the Olsen Twins from “Full House”
Seriously, they should just get some decent jobs and stay away from acting. If Vicki from “Small Wonder” and benji Gregory from “Alf” could do it, so could they.
Blander than Barbie
Can’t act nor find clothes that fit
Olsen twins, please leave
I’m no particular fan of the Olsen twins, but I also think that it’s weird how everyone thinks it’s OK to make nasty remarks about celebrities. Michael Slezak’s haiku was kind of cute, but some of these others are just mean-spirited. I guess celebrity has always had this kind of backlash associated with it — even before Michael Jackson! But it’s kind of old at this point, and when you get nasty, you’re not half as clever as you think you are. It kind of degrades EW’s online presence as far as I’m concerned…
I’m not crazy about these two.
But they aren’t half as bad as Ashlee Simson and Lindsay Lohan.
They should lose the baggy clothes and pouting/smiling thing though.
Former Full House stars
But fame is not happiness
Just look at them now!
Kenneth:
Trust me when I say that what we fellow bloggers had to say about the Olsen Twins is nothing compared to Slezacks’ link to his “Monchichi” comment. If you click on the word, you will see the actual 1982 plush monkey toy phenomenons. He just called them a bunch of stuffed monkey toys wearing baggy clothing. And I don’t blame him either.
can someone please tell them to stop with the lip thing or get collegene or just quit it,anyway happy-day.
Hey there little elves
I’ve seen those outfits before
On homeless people
I don’t understand.
Why, God, why? Can you tell me?
Why folks care for them?
I don’t understand.
Why, God, why? Can you tell me?
Why folks care for them?
I don’t understand.
Why, God, why? Can you tell me?
Why folks care for them?
Sorry for the triple post. My computer sucks today.
Hey Michael, is that your collection of monchichi’s?
Gotta go with ed on this one. Just who’s collection of Mon Chi Chi’s did we check out?