Mary-Kate and Ashley exit the teenage years

92419__olsen_lMary-Kate (left) and Ashley Olsen turn 20 today, and instead of wishing a tired ”happy birthday” to these young ladies (each of whom has earned more money in her first two decades on this planet than I will during my entire adult life), I’ve composed a celebratory haiku. You know the drill by now. Won’t you write one too?

Rock on, Monchichis
All dressed up as bag ladies
I’m not jealous. Much.

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  • dma69

    Now that they’re exiting their teens, how about they exit the spotlight while they’re at it? Who cares about these two wealthy, emaciated nit-wits?

  • bob

    hey, hey, dma
    that’s not a haiku, okay?
    try again, good luck

  • justin

    quit wearing those shades
    or let your head grow bigger
    it looks really weird

  • C

    Sunglasses and beads
    Starbucks are so delicious
    Two short millionaires

  • C

    Say, “You got it, dude!”
    Collect millions and spend on
    Versace GLAD bags

  • Greg

    Coke-snorting blond fems,
    Eating disorders, galore.
    Yeah, I’d still do ‘em.

  • Chuck U. Farley

    Happy Birthday, girls.
    Now please separate your heads.
    You’re not Siamese.

  • Al

    Whoever told them
    Their weird smiles-really pouts
    Are attractive – WRONG!

  • Gretchen Weiners

    Haha you totally stole that Monchichi thing from I Love the 80s… still hilarious though.

  • EP Sato

    Over rated pair
    blondes with flailing careers, Hugh Hefner’s on line 2

  • Noe

    I’m sorry to say it but I love these 2 girls. I only wish I had the $$ that these 2 have at 20 yrs old! I can’t imagine growing up in the spot light was cery easy and these 2 came out fairly unharmed. Not a bad way to start adulthood!

  • jo

    Full House is over
    to old to make videos
    why do they have fame?

  • Jimmy

    With Wide Bulging Eyes
    Scary Faces do Appear
    Let them retire soon

  • Charlie

    Dearest Olsen Twins,
    Now that you’re getting older,
    Wanna quit kid flicks?

  • Jake

    Are we looking at
    those so-called before pictures
    of the Barbi twins?

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