Mary-Kate (left) and Ashley Olsen turn 20 today, and instead of wishing a tired ”happy birthday” to these young ladies (each of whom has earned more money in her first two decades on this planet than I will during my entire adult life), I’ve composed a celebratory haiku. You know the drill by now. Won’t you write one too?
Rock on, Monchichis
All dressed up as bag ladies
I’m not jealous. Much.
Now that they’re exiting their teens, how about they exit the spotlight while they’re at it? Who cares about these two wealthy, emaciated nit-wits?
hey, hey, dma
that’s not a haiku, okay?
try again, good luck
quit wearing those shades
or let your head grow bigger
it looks really weird
Sunglasses and beads
Starbucks are so delicious
Two short millionaires
Say, “You got it, dude!”
Collect millions and spend on
Versace GLAD bags
Coke-snorting blond fems,
Eating disorders, galore.
Yeah, I’d still do ‘em.
Happy Birthday, girls.
Now please separate your heads.
You’re not Siamese.
Whoever told them
Their weird smiles-really pouts
Are attractive – WRONG!
Haha you totally stole that Monchichi thing from I Love the 80s… still hilarious though.
Over rated pair
blondes with flailing careers, Hugh Hefner’s on line 2
I’m sorry to say it but I love these 2 girls. I only wish I had the $$ that these 2 have at 20 yrs old! I can’t imagine growing up in the spot light was cery easy and these 2 came out fairly unharmed. Not a bad way to start adulthood!
Full House is over
to old to make videos
why do they have fame?
With Wide Bulging Eyes
Scary Faces do Appear
Let them retire soon
Dearest Olsen Twins,
Now that you’re getting older,
Wanna quit kid flicks?
Are we looking at
those so-called before pictures
of the Barbi twins?
(Thoughts?)