Break out the ganja (or something to numb the pain)! Word on the street is Paris Hilton’s exploring a reggae sound for her upcoming debut CD; to me, it’s the equivalent of combining two totally conflicting flavors — like chocolate and vomit. And that’s why, in a humble display of dissention, I’ve composed a protest haiku.
no, marley, no cry
money can’t buy tunefulness
only earplugs, jah
Won’t you write one too, mon?
Ah! The day has come!
The return of sweet haikus!
Po-po-zao, Paris.
paris and regge?
mon, the talentless one is
smoking the cheeba
I shot the sheriff
Did not shoot the deputy
Can he stop Paris?
Oh, mon – can it be?
Paris now from the islands?
She no Federline.
Haikus are so sweet.
Bash foolish celebrities
seeking more money!
Paris suceeds where
The government has failed
Pot no longer cool
Things the world don’t need:
War, disease, fire, famine, and
Reggae-fied Paris
Would someone please take her off artificial career support???
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She knows not.. chillin on cellphone, [allowed by Paris Hilton's lawyer]. Hee hee!
[These opinions were deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
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[This haikus was deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
She knows not.. chillin on cellphone, [allowed by Paris Hilton's lawyer]. Hee hee!
Marley rolls in grave
Vanilla idiot sings
The world laughs and yawns
Roses are red
Daffodils are yellow
We all know Paris
Is a no-talent ho!
Oh Michael, I think vomit & chocolate seems sweeter and sweeter as days pass by and the album draws nearer.
Oh Michael, I think vomit & chocolate seems sweeter and sweeter as days pass by and the album draws nearer.
Good God. Someone is actually going to back this CD?
Dudes, the original ASIA is back. That’s real music!!!!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
It’s obvious that
Daddy bought a record deal
So she could cut this.