Paris Hilton: No talent, no cry

91739__paris_lBreak out the ganja (or something to numb the pain)! Word on the street is Paris Hilton’s exploring a reggae sound for her upcoming debut CD; to me, it’s the equivalent of combining two totally conflicting flavors — like chocolate and vomit. And that’s why, in a humble display of dissention, I’ve composed a protest haiku.

no, marley, no cry
money can’t buy tunefulness
only earplugs, jah

Won’t you write one too, mon?

addCredit(“Paris Hilton: Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com”)

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  • Johnathan

    Ah! The day has come!
    The return of sweet haikus!
    Po-po-zao, Paris.

  • meredith

    paris and regge?
    mon, the talentless one is
    smoking the cheeba

  • Larry

    I shot the sheriff
    Did not shoot the deputy
    Can he stop Paris?

  • Tommy G

    Oh, mon – can it be?
    Paris now from the islands?
    She no Federline.

  • Greg

    Haikus are so sweet.
    Bash foolish celebrities
    seeking more money!

  • daisyj

    Paris suceeds where
    The government has failed
    Pot no longer cool
    Things the world don’t need:
    War, disease, fire, famine, and
    Reggae-fied Paris

  • GoAwayParis

    Would someone please take her off artificial career support???

  • d.c.

    [These opinions were deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
    [These images were deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
    [This haikus was deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
    She knows not.. chillin on cellphone, [allowed by Paris Hilton's lawyer]. Hee hee!

  • d.c.

    [These opinions were deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
    [These images were deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
    [This haikus was deleted at the request of Paris Hilton's lawyer]
    She knows not.. chillin on cellphone, [allowed by Paris Hilton's lawyer]. Hee hee!

  • Karla

    Marley rolls in grave
    Vanilla idiot sings
    The world laughs and yawns

  • Rose

    Roses are red
    Daffodils are yellow
    We all know Paris
    Is a no-talent ho!

  • Bill Scurry

    Oh Michael, I think vomit & chocolate seems sweeter and sweeter as days pass by and the album draws nearer.

  • Bill Scurry

    Oh Michael, I think vomit & chocolate seems sweeter and sweeter as days pass by and the album draws nearer.

  • Geno

    Good God. Someone is actually going to back this CD?
    Dudes, the original ASIA is back. That’s real music!!!!

    http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

  • Howard

    It’s obvious that
    Daddy bought a record deal
    So she could cut this.

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