May 19 2006 02:58 PM ET

Happy 60th Birthday, Cher!

Categories: Celebrity Birthdays

104025__cher_lI think it’s time we all pull our chairs into a giant circle, sit down, and throw back a few shots reflect on the meaning of life. You see, Saturday marks a milestone birthday for one Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre. Yep, Cher’s turning 60. Holy cow, can that be true? My name is Michael, and…ugh. Let’s just haiku about it, okay?

snap out of it, peeps
all you gypsies tramps and thieves
bake it, chastity

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  • Ceballos

    For my day of birth
    I wish i could turn back time…
    I already do

  • mgmg

    ha! for a minute I thought “I wish I look that good when I’m 60″… they I realize SHE DOESN’T!! and probably wouldn’t even come close to it, if she hadn’t had so many surgeries!! but I still love her…

  • Tommy G

    Wow, Cher is sixty.
    Can it possibly be true?
    That’s good surgery.

  • Chris

    Okay, how about this?
    Sixty ain’t so tough;
    She’ll survive armageddon.
    “I Got You, Cockroach.”

  • Martin

    Cher, you’re 60!
    Time…
    I got you, time…

  • Jake

    The gays love ya Cher
    And now you’re turning 60
    Well, most of you is

  • Tim

    Jake lol how true. Love ya Cher, you mega icon.

  • HARLEYGIRL

    Hey Happy Birthday Cher!
    we miss you, can’t wait to see you at
    The Palace, Las Vegas in ‘08
    Awesome, go for it love!

  • K.Crews

    CHER,
    You are the 1st DEVA and those little girls won’t ever hold a candle to you. You look & sound great. We hope you vist Jax, Fl soon. We loved the concert all of the outfits where just WOW . Happy Birthday !!

  • tho

    happy birthday, we miss you a lot !!! see you soon at the Palace ;)

  • Pamela Blake

    Hi Cher love you,Happy 60th Birthday you look great I wish you would make another record I miss your voice on radio.

  • Boo

    At this time she is one year older. my dear, you are a whole year late.

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