Reason No. 127: Brangelina have so carefully stage-managed their forthcoming Namibian delivery of the Sexiest Baby Alive that the one U.S. reporter who got through is Today’s Ann Curry, who’ll deliver her customary, hard-hitting investigative report on what a beloved and saintly humanitarian Jolie is. (The report airs Thursday morning on the NBC show; USA Today has a mini-preview here.)
Reason No. 135: Also on Today, we learned this morning that Jolie will appear on the cover of People’s annual Most Beautiful People issue, due on stands this weekend.
Reason No. 146: Being in Namibia, Pitt and Jolie don’t have to worry about being upstaged by Brooke Shields giving birth down the hall.
Reason No. 151: Just because they’re in an exotic land doesn’t mean Brad and Angie and the kids have to do without the Colonel’s Crispy Strips.
Reason No. 158: The Today/People media blitz distracts from embarrassing reports that Angelina has agreed to make a third Lara Croft movie.
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Given how she looked in the second one, I’m OK with her completing the trilogy. My “inner pig” is very pleased.
Oh MAN! A third Lara Croft movie! That is SERIOUSLY the best movie news I’ve heard in a long time! … uh, you might think I’m joking. But I’m not.
I dig that Brangelina are left of center, but not all granola about it. Good to see left leaning celebs can still be cool with a bucket of greasy chicken. While I won’t stand in line for Tomb Raider 3, I’ll gladly watch it some rainy Saturday afternoon on HBO. Jolie still sends me to confession with the way she looks in them shorts!
How pretensious! “Oooh…we’ll have our baby in Africia, no photographers allowed. But lets get Ann Curry over here to put the humanitarian spin on this”. C’mon EW, I thought you guys were above this shilling for the PR hacks. MOVE ON
got to give credit to a woman who donates a third of all money earned to charity. she puts her money where her mouth is. they seem very cool and not caught up in the insanity that their relationship has become (remember bennifer 1 and the media wh0res they were-they have learned better now thank l. ron).
If this kid has Brad Pitt’s eyes and Angelina Jolie’s lips, won’t he/she look kinda like Derek Zoolander’s “Blue Steel” look?
(Yayy, Tomb Raider 3!)
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