Suri Watch: One more and we're done (for a while)

Further research (cough, Google) has revealed the complex etymology of the name Suri. The boys at the lab have turned up quite a few possible origins. Is it possible the happy Cruises were:

…drawing attention to the alpaca preservation issue?

…or the equally pressing plight of the Bolivian ostrich?

…trying to assist an Ethiopian tribe with spiritual guidance?

…expressing their admiration for an Indonesian newscaster?

Alpacas? Indonesian newscasters? Hey, you know what? I just felt that twinge: Done, finished, kaput. I’ve had my fill, followed it all the way to the bottom. The joke is over. To paraphrase Chief Joseph: I will TomKat no more forever.

I need mental dialysis. Maybe a nice New Yorker profile on Ben Bernanke?


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  • Stephanie

    Squeal, squeal like a pig! SURI, SURI SURI!

  • baby metropolis

    um, cruise anagram without the c is what I’ve read.

  • Fatima

    Wow. Another one. That makes 6 out of the 12 articles currently featured on the main popwatch page about Tom cruise and his baby. Please cover something else.

  • Aramis

    We’ve gone on about this until we can Suri no more. We’re blind.
    Honestly…was all this really necessary? I mean, the world has seen it’s share of hellspawns before. Damien, Jason, Mike…that creepy little girl from “The Bad Seed”.
    Lest we forget…Brangelina is about to unleash theirs as well….
    *sigh* then it begins again.

  • suri

    dang- this sux. now suddenly coz they name their kid with my name, it gets dissed?! and by the way, its not weird just coz ya’ll haven’t heard of it. diss diss diss the name just coz ya’ll don’t like the parents… tsk.

  • Jenn

    How much are members of the church of Scientology paying you guys to keep this story going?

  • d.c.

    and suri is the middle of CruisE take off the e and c?
    surrey is the town where Hubbard lived.. a sounds like, whatever..

  • amin husin

    just to join in the crowd, Suri carry the meaning of “mother, queen, princess, or also Idol” in my local language which is Malay language….

  • Tim Lade

    Read my Blog Scott, it will cure all your sorrow:
    bookoftim.blogspot.com

  • Siru

    And for the NEXT PopWatch Item: Has PopWatch become the most unhip place on the internet in the course of the last 24 hours?

  • psucathy

    As written in the local paper here today, may be that Tom is conjering up some fond memories of his hometown “Syracuse”…Suri Cruise.

  • rin

    Sur- the pref. comes from latin meaning Above, surpass, & upper. But true latin translation is…Super.Tom’s Ego is not exclusive. Neopotism at it’s best. But let’s give the lil’ one a chance, maybe she’s more Kat than Tom. Hopefully more Meow than Scatch and pounce.

  • Alexa

    Enough with them already! Who really cares? They are both super weirdos.

  • pn

    Another blog on this!!!!!! Damn you Scott Brown damn you to hell!!!!!!!

  • Grier (Brooke Shields Kid)

    Hey….Where’s all the fuss about me i was born too you know!!!!

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