Spider-Man's been moonlighting

163617__spider_l_1In case you’ve been wondering what your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man’s been up to since his last big-screen adventure (back in 2004), our friends at Chaos Kitty discovered the answer: Reviewing Crayola crayons. All 96 of ‘em, in fact. The first two pages of illustrated analysis are pretty inspired, featuring Spidey’s musings on everything from Carnation Pink (”Carnation Instant Break…FASSSST! You’re gonna love it in an instant!” our hero writes) to a rather poetic look at Black (”It’s your outline, the heart of your vision come to life…it’s black!”). Spider-Man also finds amusing uses for Midnight Blue, Tropical Rain Forest, and Royal Purple, and gets predictably scatological on Brown, but you can quietly duck out at page 3, when Fake Zartan shows up and things take a decidedly less comical turn.

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  • V.M.L.

    Hahahahaha, that’s so cute!

  • Maurine

    It was good up until Fake Zartan showed up. Then I lost interest.

  • Ep Sato

    It did get tedious after Zartan came about, but still, Robot Chicken got nuthin’ on 96 point articulation Spider Man! Worth noting though, that figure can be found on clearance racks for a whole lot less than $24.99. Uh, not that my 30 year old azz would ever buy an action figure or anything.

  • Fatima

    Haha, I found those over a year ago. They were pretty funny if I recall.

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