Happy 29th birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar. In her honor, I’ve composed a traditional PopWatch haiku. Won’t you write one, too?
Does she watch Freddie,
The ferocious SMG?
And where’s her Emmy?
Apr 14
2006
02:58 PM ET
Write a birthday haiku for Sarah Michelle Gellar!
- Comments 30
- Add comment
Latest News
- 'Fast & Furious' vs. 'Hangover' for No. 1
- 'Simpsons': Visit Springfield (in Orlando)
- CBS: Full trailers for new fall shows
- Mary J. Blige faces $3.4M federal tax lien
- 'Intervention' canceled by A&E
- Benedict Cumberbatch in 'Trek' shower?!
- 'SNL': Best host of 2012-13? YOU say it's...
- 'X-Men': Evan Peters in as Quiksilver
Don’t you hold a Grudge
Happy birthday to Buffy
our Sara Michelle
Loved it when you screwed Spike
Loved it more when you beat Faith’s butt
Wish you were still on
Happy Birthday to you Buffster!!!!
Wish I was there to see you in your happy day.
You might want to remember my name because someday
we are going to meet face to face. Hey, I can dream can’t I. Well, so can you. Happy Birthday Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!!!!!!!!!
uhhhhhhhhh…that is NOT a haiku Robin!
Sadly, Justin’s isn’t a haiku either.
A haiku is five
Then seven more syllables
After that five more
Happy B-Day, Buff!
Or do you prefer Kendall?
Blow out your candles
Twenty-nine years old;
True Vampire Slayer to the end;
Can’t she make good films?
i’m on crack…….i’ll give it another try
Loved when you screwed Spike
Even more when you beat Faith
Wish you were still on
YAY!!! I did it!
There once was a vampire slayer;
The vamps would try to trick and try to play her;
If only they knew
That the best thing to do
Was not try to fight her, but to lay her
So, you are famous
Buffy the Bad Guy Slayer
So, I guess we care
People tend to know
a common word like “haiku.”
Save your links, PopWatch.
Enjoy it, Sarah
And for all
Southland Tales opens in the autumn
Loved you on Buffy
Met you at The Grudge Premiere
Enjoy this fun day
Have a good birthday
May it be neverending
Here’s to the Slayer!
Not a haiku but just want to point out that she does have an Emmy — albeit a daytime one for younger actress