Are you ready for a 'Titanic' sequel?

16218__titanic2_lGranted, this mock-trailer for Titanic: Two the Surface is probably too long by half, but it’s nonetheless entertaining on several levels. First off, it patches together enough random film scenes and sound bites that it works as a kind of nifty trivia game (Hey, that’s James Woods in Contact!) Second, setting the final montage to a dance remix of Celine Dion’s ”My Heart Will Go On,” well, that’s just comic gold. And lastly, the concept is just plausible enough that you can imagine some dunderheaded studio exec greenlighting it 20 years from now. Or, more likely, some time next year. And, y’know, I’m probably gullible enough that I’d pay $10 to see it.

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  • LM

    Oh. My. Goodness. That was Hi-LARIOUS!! Whoever did this is a comic genius.

  • Maeve

    Oh my God. Freaking hilarious! That was great.

  • Devin

    That is the best thing I have seen all day. Honestly.

  • brandonk

    Classic! I bet Leo is already signing the contract. LOL

  • debs

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!

  • Aramis

    Brilliant…freakin’ brilliant!

  • Kirby Holt

    Hey, EW, you know what would be better about these links to weird pop culture tidbits like this? If you didn’t give away all the good parts in your write up.

  • Robin

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
    I HATED THE FIRST MOVIE.
    WHO WHAT TO SEE A THREE HOUR OR FOUR
    MOVIE ABOUT SOME STUPID BOAT OH I SORRY SHIP
    THAT GOT HIT BY ICE AND ALL BUT SOME OF THE STUPID
    PEOPLE DIE. I THINK THAT MONEY CAN BE BETTER USE FOR SOMETHING ELSA, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ALIEN MOVIE :):):):):

  • jojo

    wow, Robin seems to have boat-issues. Are you sure this isn’t Frankie from the Real World: San Diego?
    hahaha! I thought that was a great parody. The end was the best though!

  • Me

    What’s really sad about that is that if it were real, I’d probably watch it and like it.

  • andrew

    I dare you to rank this in your Worst Sequels List, EW! I dare you! Everything about it is right, including that “Fozen Man of the Titanic” poster!

  • Carrie

    Hillarious…what’s sad is that I would pay to see it, no matter the reviews it got. Whoever made this trailer should get directing rights

  • Amy

    I’m coming a little late to the party, but this is great. I know I’d see it, too, but only if they actually got Leo.

  • Wayne

    Pretty funny stuff. This is also really funny:

    http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov

  • NY10052

    I would like to be notified about the release date for the sequel because that’s when I’m hoping NASA will announce plans for sending humans back to the moon…

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