Granted, this mock-trailer for Titanic: Two the Surface is probably too long by half, but it’s nonetheless entertaining on several levels. First off, it patches together enough random film scenes and sound bites that it works as a kind of nifty trivia game (Hey, that’s James Woods in Contact!) Second, setting the final montage to a dance remix of Celine Dion’s ”My Heart Will Go On,” well, that’s just comic gold. And lastly, the concept is just plausible enough that you can imagine some dunderheaded studio exec greenlighting it 20 years from now. Or, more likely, some time next year. And, y’know, I’m probably gullible enough that I’d pay $10 to see it.
Are you ready for a 'Titanic' sequel?
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Oh. My. Goodness. That was Hi-LARIOUS!! Whoever did this is a comic genius.
Oh my God. Freaking hilarious! That was great.
That is the best thing I have seen all day. Honestly.
Classic! I bet Leo is already signing the contract. LOL
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!
Brilliant…freakin’ brilliant!
Hey, EW, you know what would be better about these links to weird pop culture tidbits like this? If you didn’t give away all the good parts in your write up.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
:):):):
I HATED THE FIRST MOVIE.
WHO WHAT TO SEE A THREE HOUR OR FOUR
MOVIE ABOUT SOME STUPID BOAT OH I SORRY SHIP
THAT GOT HIT BY ICE AND ALL BUT SOME OF THE STUPID
PEOPLE DIE. I THINK THAT MONEY CAN BE BETTER USE FOR SOMETHING ELSA, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ALIEN MOVIE
wow, Robin seems to have boat-issues. Are you sure this isn’t Frankie from the Real World: San Diego?
hahaha! I thought that was a great parody. The end was the best though!
What’s really sad about that is that if it were real, I’d probably watch it and like it.
I dare you to rank this in your Worst Sequels List, EW! I dare you! Everything about it is right, including that “Fozen Man of the Titanic” poster!
Hillarious…what’s sad is that I would pay to see it, no matter the reviews it got. Whoever made this trailer should get directing rights
I’m coming a little late to the party, but this is great. I know I’d see it, too, but only if they actually got Leo.
Pretty funny stuff. This is also really funny:
http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov
I would like to be notified about the release date for the sequel because that’s when I’m hoping NASA will announce plans for sending humans back to the moon…
You can download the clip and e-mail the editor!:
http://www.vekay.com/titanic.html
Thanks for enjoying the video. Feel free to download it at:
http://www.vekay.com/titanic.html
or e-mail me at: mrderekjohnson@yahoo.com
I’d love to answer any questions.
Hey um the first movie didnt Stink! i luved it but i didnt cry… I only loved it cuz Leo was in it , Of cousre… But The part when the ship was sinking and jack and rose was at da top and watching da homeless people fall and hit other parts of the ship *lmao* , ya and when leo kissed rose on da head and accidently rubbed his mighty high cheek bones on her, his lips was creepy – crepy, fo real creepy dry, its was soo white!! =/ AMn it was creepy… But i still luv him, Ashy lips is something that CAN be resolved
I LOVE LEONARDO DICAPRIO!!! 
This is such a kool and professional trailer! I agree, the creator should get directing rights.
WHEN IS IT COMMING OUTT
IM SO FRICKES EXITED
When’s it coming out? looks fantastic!
When’s it coming out? looks fantastic!
clips fron austin powers…seven…con air…primal fear…shawshank …catch me if you can…good job…very well done
I actually thought that it was a movie when i saw the preview for the first time. then i was so dissapointed when i searched it on http://www.imdb.com and found nothing and then found out that it isn’t a movie yet. i really hope that it becomes one because it was so sad when jack dies in titanic, and even sadder when in the preview he learns that she’s dead. please make this movie!!!
I am deeply in love with Leo. He is such a hottie. When the hec is this movie coming out? I saw this preview last year, think it would com out last summer. Well this movie looks awesome!!!!!!! I can’t wait
Make the Movie! it’s perfect movie!
when is this movie coming out i just read that it is already out i love all of leonardo dicaprios movies and have seen them all hopefully this is another one for me to see. I HOPE THAT I CAN FIND IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CANT WAITT
i think some of you knuckleheads actually believe this is real. ummmm, well it’s not. it’s a trailer mash up. thius would be one of the worst movies of all time if it were real. anyone who thought this was a real trialer should be brought out back and whipped without mercy
Robin How Can U Not Be Sad About The Titanic Its History And Whens The Sequel Coming Out I Cant wait It was Great I mean The First Movie And The Second Movie Preveiw I Also LOVE Leo Hes HOTT Like Every Body Else
A poll should be taken and sent to Hollywood for this totally awesome idea for a movie. i would see it! Who reckons they could write a script and send it to Hollywood. I don’t care that it’s unrealistic because my fave movies are the Pirates of the Caribbean ones. Realism doesn’t bother me. Someone write a script and send it in, I guarantee it’ll be made. Seriously, I aint watching the first one again until it’s complimented by the sequel. Signing off (write the script people)