Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal are getting married and having a baby, which inspired four punch lines in search of an actual story. To wit:
1. Luckily for them, the first anniversary is consonants.
2. Many haaapy returns!
3. Gyllenhaard! Yick — sounds like a Soviet sensual lubricant…
4. That kid is going to have a lot of As in its name.
mazeltov! hands down the coolest celebrity couple.
Gyllenhaard, or Sarsenhaal
Oh man, I love these guys.
I agree. Love ‘em too. Good one Scott on the consonants.
Gyllenhaard? Doesn’t have the same ring as Bennifer or Brangelina.
Saarshaal sounds funnier. Congrats Maggie, he is a fine man.
Wasn’t ‘Gyllenhaard’ considered as a alternate title for ‘Brokeback Mountain’? Wait for it, it’ll come to you…
1st graders make better jokes,Gyllenhaard…