Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... Gyllenhaard!

165948__maggie_lPeter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal are getting married and having a baby, which inspired four punch lines in search of an actual story. To wit:

1. Luckily for them, the first anniversary is consonants.

2. Many haaapy returns!

3. Gyllenhaard! Yick — sounds like a Soviet sensual lubricant…

4. That kid is going to have a lot of As in its name.

addCredit(“Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com”)

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  • jcoop

    mazeltov! hands down the coolest celebrity couple.

  • jim

    Gyllenhaard, or Sarsenhaal

  • Jana

    Oh man, I love these guys.

  • Buffy

    I agree. Love ‘em too. Good one Scott on the consonants.

  • dma69

    Gyllenhaard? Doesn’t have the same ring as Bennifer or Brangelina.

  • stephanie travitsky

    Saarshaal sounds funnier. Congrats Maggie, he is a fine man.

  • jon

    Wasn’t ‘Gyllenhaard’ considered as a alternate title for ‘Brokeback Mountain’? Wait for it, it’ll come to you…

  • jakob

    1st graders make better jokes,Gyllenhaard…

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