Apr 10 2006 08:23 PM ET

Apple has a brother (no, his name's not Mango)

Categories: Celebrity Couples

Congrats to Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay’s Chris Martin who welcomed their second child, a son named Moses, into the world this weekend. He joins sister Apple Blythe Alison Martin, who turns 2 in May. Sorry to disappoint, but PopWatch refuses to snark on the name of a newborn. There’ll be enough of that once Moses gets to middle school.

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  • al

    Just in time for Passover!! Go Gyweneth!
    Michael Slezak – Just read your Mandisa thing, and I think you are a hypocrite. You were shoving Mandisa down our throats (some of us don’t LIKE the gospel genre and think that it has no place in a competition like IDOL) but you wouldn’t listen to any other opinion. Now that you found out her prejudices, you are singing a totally different tune. Gay or no gay issue, I am glad she is gone! Go Elliott, Katherine and Kelly!

  • Tim L

    Al, wrong thread. Go bash Michael in the proper post.
    I am all about the name Moses. It could be worse. He could have my last name.

  • Michael

    Mandisa’s not so bad. Chill out.

  • Mon

    pleasantly surprised that the baby wasn’t named Turnip. I actually like the name Moses Martin. Congrats to them.

  • Jim

    Figures, another pretensious name, from the chick who slept her way into the movies. yawn…

  • brandonk

    I like Apple better.

  • blah

    Well if people name their kids Jesus, then Moses doesn’t seem much worse than that.

  • Laura

    Well, at least they didn’t name him Satan.

  • California

    I like the name Moses … not necessarily with the last name Martin but that’s ok. Also, I’ve read what Gwyn told Opera or someone about why they chose the name Apple and stuff and I think it’s kinda sweet.

  • Aramis

    Why don’t they just take the tombstone that will mark his grave in about 70 years or so – God willing – and break it in two and beat him over the head with it NOW. It’ll tenderize him for those oh-so-lovable teen years. You know, because schoolmates are SOOOO nice and respectful (sorry, I don’t have the ability to line-outs on the board forum) to each other growing up.

  • Jake

    Well, I have two hopes…that Apple ends up using one of her normal middle names instead and that Moses grows up and parts the Red Sea…again. Allegedly.

  • Jakeem

    It’s better than the name they reportedly were thinking about: Capone!

  • V.M.L.

    I feel sorry for Apple and Moses. They’re going to have sucky futures with those names.

  • Benny

    Apple is not that uncommon a name in other parts of the world…

  • Joe C

    Well, at least the kids will be parted when Moses walks through the hallways at school…

  • Maeve

    Apparently, Gwyneth’s baby name book was the Old Testament. Go, Kabbalah!
    And California: please tell me that was just a typo and you don’t really think Oprah’s name is spelled Opera.

  • dma69

    And I thought Apple was bad enough. Moses will get a lifetime of “parting the Red Sea” and “Ten Commandments” jokes. Can’t these celebrities give their kids NORMAL names for a change?
    I guess I shouldn’t talk since I get my fair share of “take grease out of your way” jokes myself.

  • Lapistola

    “Moses” is the name of a Coldplay song (which appears on their LIVE 2003 album) that was written for Gwyneth.

  • Stephanie

    Not really Moses in hebrew is Moshe and if he gets teasted he can go by Mo or Mac, and yes Moses was a song written for Gwen. However is it just me but I am curious: Chris Martin. By any chance is he related to Beatles producer George Martin? Apple-Apple records? Anyway, Apple is a middle name and if they wanted to go for a fruit first name they could have chosen Cheri (Cherry).

  • Maeve

    I think that Gwyneth’s reasoning behind naming her daughter Apple was that they are precious and sweet, and I guess Moses came from the Coldplay song.
    Therefore, in Bizarro world, Gwyneth has kids named Puppy and The Scientist.

  • ellie

    i think that moses should have a normal middle name like james or something

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