The K-man Fed-eth. Kevin Federline’s album has a title and a release date. Okay, a release month. The title is Playing with Fire (aw, I was hoping for Meritocracy) and the month is August. Optimistically assuming it’ll be all finished and scrubbed clean of any lingering Cheeto dust by Aug. 1, that’s 125 days until the "Popozao" papi graces us with his genius. (The single “For Real,” an anthem of righteous anti-media indignation, can be heard at K-Fed’s myspace crib.) But if you can’t wait that long, never fear: Daddy Spears will be touring his work (but not performing it) in select clubs.
Funny, it was always my understanding that years of animal testing had to be completed before clinical trials in humans began. But I understand the urgency: The world, quite simply, cannot wait.
So, the countdown begins: 125 days. It will take me only half that long to grow a Federline chinstrap. So I’ll be ready. Will you?
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Britney’s sperm donor is only that to most of america. We don’t care about this guy. He rates about as high on my list as navel lint.
Scott, I plan to spend my time in line for the unveling of the naked Britney Spears statue (here is the link:
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20060328/114360258000.html)
Jesus H. Christ, why is Popwatch still talking about Britney’s sperm donor?
He needs to go hes a loser living off Britney
What about Jason Alexander? You know the guy Britney was married to for about twenty minutes. Doesn’t he have a project? Todays blog has an item about Wilmer Vallderama and now this bozo. Has someone with talent done anything?
Two Words – who cares???????
Where’s the vomit bag
With the likes of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton releasing albums, is it any wonder the record industry continues to suffer from mediocre sales?
I really hope this summer EW is able to devote an entire issue to K-Fed, and how horrible his album is. Get the top 100 stars in Hollywood to rip on it. Have every single critic stomp on it. Let Stephen King trash it.
And then hopefully we’ll never have to hear Kevin Federwang’s name again.
I am getting so K-Fed up with this phoney.
Playing with Fire huh? Sounds pretty dope, am I right?
I can’t wait til that one drops, it’ll look great on my shelf, right next to my Black Eyed Peas boxed set.
I really hope the Fire burns his masters. I don’t need to hear that!
I’m all for the idea of having Stephen King rip on K-Fed. Then again, K-Fed isn’t exactly hard to rip on. You don’t even need a punchline, persay. Just say “K-Fed” and people laugh!
On the one hand, I hate how we’re all paying attention to him like he’s something important (I’m guilty myself, obviously). But on the other hand… K-FED IS A GIFT FROM THE COMEDY GODS. He won’t go away, so why not milk the joke for all it’s worth?
I hope K-Fed’s album will be a gift from the comedy gods the way Vanilla Ice’s second album was. I worked as a record store clerk about twelve years ago when the album came out, and we would play the album around closing time to empty out the store. Stuff worked better than Pavarotti. K-Fed. Soon to be filling discount and clearance bins at a music store near you.
the sad part about it is is that there are so many stupid poeople out there that will buy it and make it a hit.
Ummmmmm this guy was a nobody till he met Brit….never ever heard of the guy and basically wouldn’t have heard of the guy….he’s like non existant some freeloader who’s latched onto a vunerable female who thinks she can’t do any better….been there done that geeez wish I was Brit would throw this losers ass to the curb….one thing you need to learn hun….he did it to Shar what makes you think he won’t do it to you, which he already has done….learn hun you could be a frikken princess and he would still cheat on your ass….your better than him stronger and made your way on your own, you didn’t use anybody and be a dog!! Wake up girl!!
What is the world coming to? Go to the My Space link in the article and check all the comments of people telling him the song is “hot.” Lets not encourage this guy. Did anybody happen to hear that first song popo zoa? That was a sure-fire piece of garbage. There is enough crap out there in terms of music. I think everybody has had enough.
WTF this whiteboy is the wackest rapper out lol.
just a male version of paris hilton
if u have money u can get the right producers and they write everythang for him so basically it just comes down to your album budget
“I’LL TAKE K-FED for $1 Jonny” – “WHAT IS ONE THING K-FED MIGHT POSSIBLY SAY IN THE NEAR FUTURE?” —WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?……K FCUKIN FED!!! I HOPE HE ENDS UP READING THIS SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW!!! I HOPE I JUST PRAY TO ALAH…JESUS…BUDDAH…GOD…AND TO ALL THE FCUKIN INDIAN GODS IN THIS WORLD…I hope while you are walking to streets of w/e so called “hood” that is willing to say you came from, you get spit on by a AIDS/HERPES/SYPHILIS/CRAB INFESTED PROSTITUTE!…THAT BEING BRITNEY SPEARS.
This album is awesome. It has made a white guy like myself feel like the black man I’m not. I can wear my fake bling in pride and floss the things that aren’t mine. Kfed is a true gangster from Fresno that spits out lyrics like feces coming out of someone’s dirty hole.