Isaac Hayes quits 'South Park'

173137__chefsouthpark_lWho’s the Scientologist
Who bristled when his faith was dissed?
(Ya damn right)

Who’s the cat who didn’t blink
When Jews and Catholics made a stink?
(Can ya dig it?)

Who said ”I’m outta here”
Nine days before the season premiere?
(Right on)

They say this cat Chef is a bad sport
(Shut your mouth!)
I’m talkin’ ’bout Chef
(Then we can dig it!)

He’s a complicated man
And no one understands him, including Stone and Parker
Bye, Chef!

addCredit(“South Park: Comedy Central”)


Comments (59 total) Add your comment
Page: 1 2 3 4
  • JobeR

    Nothing is sacred on “South Park”. That’s why I love it so much. I’m sad to see (or hear) Issac go. Why he was suprized, I don’t know.

  • Bertie

    I agree, he’s been doing this for years already. Why now??

  • nathan

    Nothing lasts forever, at least the show will be around for a while

  • Bertie

    Good call Nathan, but who will take his place I wonder…things that make ya go hmmm….

  • Corran

    Hang on? EW will make a send off pop watch for a cartoon character but not Dana from the L Word when she was killed in last nights stunning episode? What gives!

  • CEEJ

    i sure issac sought some flak from his scientology buddies and felt he had to ‘make a point’. otherwise he’d have to pay a large $$ penalty and lose his place in scientology heaven.

  • soma

    will they kill him off on the show now? haha should be funny

  • Bren

    I think the choice for Hayes’ replacement is pretty obvious: Dame Judi Dench.

  • Hmmmm

    He was probably contacted by the “mothership” to stop. LMAO Well, mother-something anyway. :———————-)

  • Chris

    I’m just wondering what took him so long.
    I thought “Trapped in a Closet” was THE best episode of South Park, but I wondered about the hypocracy of having a Scientologist in the cast of vocal talent. True, Chef wasn’t in the episode at all, but Hayes had to have at least seen the cartoon. It kinda bitters me up that he made this decision so soon before the new season. Seems kind of vengeful, but I could be wrong I guess.
    At least now I have one more very good reason to wish Barry White were still alive. He’d have done South Park in a heartbeat. Hey, he did The Simpsons, didn’t he? ;)

  • brandonk

    Ha ha…got hypocrisy?

  • Ned

    Don’t blame Isaac, the alien in his soul made him do it. Just as the one inside my soul made me type this. But then again, the aliens inside Matt and Trey’s souls made them make fun of Scientology, so really, nothing is anybody’s fault.

  • Kate

    By no means am I a Scientoligist, but one of teir commandments or tenants of faith is that they will not put up with anyone who mocks Scientology, to the point of shunning new members who might have questions about the purpose or legitimacy of Scientology. So Isaac Hayes is just doing what he feels is right…or has been told what is right (over and over and over.)

  • Jimmy

    Chef hasn’t really been around in most of the newer episodes anyway. Scientology rules state that if anyone around you criticizes or speaks badly of scientology you must cut ties with them even if they are family. Trey and Matt should write an episode where he gets De-scientologized that would be funny..

  • wiccawoman

    Samuel L. Jackson would make an awesome “Chef”.

Page: 1 2 3 4
Add your comment
The rules: Keep it clean, and stay on the subject - or we may delete your comment. If you see inappropriate language, e-mail us. An asterisk (*) indicates a required field.

When you click on the "Post Comment" button above to submit your comments, you are indicating your acceptance of and are agreeing to the Terms of Service. You can also read our Privacy Policy.

Latest Videos


From Our Partners

TV Recaps

Powered by VIP