Who’s the Scientologist
Who bristled when his faith was dissed?
(Ya damn right)
Who’s the cat who didn’t blink
When Jews and Catholics made a stink?
(Can ya dig it?)
Who said ”I’m outta here”
Nine days before the season premiere?
They say this cat Chef is a bad sport
(Shut your mouth!)
I’m talkin’ ’bout Chef
(Then we can dig it!)
He’s a complicated man
And no one understands him, including Stone and Parker