Hey, Macaulay Culkin (left)! We hear you’ve been having trouble scoring roles in Hollywood these days, so we hope you don’t mind a suggestion from your friends at PopWatch: How about developing a big-screen biopic about the life of Kid Rock (right)? You’ve got an uncanny resemblance to the raucous rocker, and we bet he’d have a heck of a story to tell. One bit of advice though: Please don’t submit to any kind of Star Swap-style reality show: I mean, a Macaulay Culkin sex tape? A Kid Rock novel? I don’t need to see that!
Mar 8
2006
10:07 PM ET
Double Vision: Macaulay Culkin and Kid Rock
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Would anyone want to see a biopic of Kid Rock? Without his recent sex tape, would anyone even care about Kid Rock?
And Macaulay, just be glad you’re not doing crap. Just find yourself another “Saved!” and you’ll be fine. Just please, don’t do any Kid Rock biopics. It will not go well.
oh look. a valerie cherish reference. heh heh.
Mac shud only play Kid Rock if Emmanuel Lewis can play Joe C. Are ya with me?
I noticed this months ago! If you look at their mugshots on thesmokinggun.com (Kid Rock’s earliest one), they look almost identical…it’s more than a little creepy.
Ahh, The Comeback. Nice to have you back, Michael Slezak
Culkin needs to get himself on the surreal world or do some cameos on shows like Drawn Together as a guest voice. The kid’s turn in “Saved” proved he’s got some acting chops, but the solution for him is to follow in Neil Patrick Harris’s footsteps and do a total parody role. If anyone recalls, Dougie Howser played a drug abusing, strip club frequenting parody of himself in ‘Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”, and it led to his awesome role in “how I met your mother”.