Let me just say something: Michael Slezak is not a fan of marginally untalented reality-TV participants who insist on trying to score an underserved 16th minute of fame. And Michael Slezak really doesn’t like it when said people refer to themselves in the third person. Which brings Michael Slezak to recent American Idol reject Brenna Gethers, who told the New York Post she’s going to be a "triple-threat" singer, dancer, and actor. ”It’s all about Brenna Gethers. You gotta either love it or hate it, but you will talk about it — I will be talked about,” she said, adding that America’s ”appetite has just been whetted for Brenna.”
Oh, Brenna Gethers, do you know what "whetted" means? Has Brenna heard Brenna’s versions of ”You Are the Sunshine of My Life” or ”Last Dance”? And more importantly, PopWatchers, if Brenna is indeed determined to go to Hollywood, what in the world should the entertainment industry do when Brenna gets there? Hire Brenna to work the catering table? Encourage Brenna to take up stunt work? Brenna Gethers has got to make a living, so drop your suggestions in the PopWatch box!
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World Wrestling Federation comes to mind!!
I hear Siegfried & Roy need a new partner to work with the tiger…
the main question is: “do we care what she does next?”
Brenna Gethers: Punching bag….I’d pay to take a few swings!
she’s awful and annoying, i hope hollywood kicks her out!
Would she be a candidate for a surgical proceedure to remove her voice box? Then and only then could I tolorate her for one more minute. Go away already!
Duh, crash test dummy
Brenna Gethers: Goodwill Ambassador?
I think that she should become a porn actress. She seems to like to showcase her sexuality so much, I think that would be the perfect vehicle for such trash.
She has had her 15 minutes … more than she deserves … lets pack her and Omarosa up and ship them someplace where we will never have to be bothered by them again … *sigh* happy thoughts!
i think we’ve seen more than enough of her.
I love Brenna! Brenna is amazingly talented! Simon really loves Brenna too. Brenna needs her own network. Brenna TV.. BTV, all Brenna, all the time. I am… err.. Brenna is the best.
I think that the judges did us a huge disservice by selecting her to the top 24. Why doesn’t she see how much money she can make from Ace’s beanie, which she almost body-slammed the other girls for? Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey – they can be divas because they can SING! Goodbye, Brenna.
Oh, and another thing. She wasn’t this season’s Mikalah Gordon. As annoying as her voice was, I actually liked Mikalah Gordon.
The next winner of “The Swan”
She should submit her name to the world reknowned Ana Lucia look-alike contest for the next LOST Convention.
Wow, I can’t think of anything I could possibly care less about than what she should do.
If she EVER surfaces again (and oh-how-I-pray-she-won’t) the only viable venue is a reality show, where her delusional impression of her own sorely lacking talents (Janice Dickenson comes to mind)) can at least serve to stir up a dismal bunch of grade D celebrities. I don’t want to talk about her or see her name again….ever….aaargh.
Meet the next cast member of the Surreal Life. OOh she was horrible!
She’ll fill in for Star Jones if Star ever takes Maternity Leave.
Another possibility? “Featured” performer at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Michael Slezak I love you! You make me laugh so much! But don’t you ever… I mean EVER… bring the bimbo’s name up again. OooKay?!?!?
I bet most strip joints wouldn’t hire this chick. Let’s just lock her, Omarosa and Janice Dickinson in a room and throw away the key.
But on a last note,
Uh…a corpse? A NO talking, corpse on CSI or Law and Order.
Nicky’s appetite is not whetted, Nicky has no appetite for all things Brenna, Nicky needs Brenna to go away.
Mr. Cranks thinks that if Michael Slezaks is so worried about extending Brenna Gethers’ 15 minutes of fame, perhaps Michael Slezaks should think twice about posting more stories about her.
I think Brenna will go mad and start running around the streets of Hollywood wearing a tattered disco dress and screaming “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???” to tourists. They will of course answer “Uh, no” and she will be committed to a mental hospital where she will continue to be obnoxious even after her lobotomy.
I say take her & Omarosa, starve them for about a month (I mean NO FOOD, friends, or publicity at all), take them to a remote island, lock them in a cage with each other and then promise them whichever wins (by killing the other) they will get their own tv show. now THAT would be fun to watch.
Thank God we won’t have to see her slapping her behind again this week! How did she even get this far?????
Brenna Gethers: Richards Simmons impersonator
Kellie’s former friend stresses that Kellie has not had the hard life that she claims to have had. He continues:
“She has not had it that bad. Shopping every week at the nice malls in Charlotte, driving a new Honda Accord at 16, and having her nails done every week does not describe a girl working to make ends meet at the local Sonic for maybe 10 to 20 hours a week tops. You shouldn’t claim how bad you have when you are actually have it better than most.”
So if Kellie truly hasn’t worked that hard, and her life truly isn’t that bad, isn’t it a bit presumptuous to say that you deserve something that everyone else is working for as well? Brenna Gethers lost two fathers in her life, and Idol did not play up this story one bit. Neither did Brenna. But Kellie goes out of her way to remind the audience that she “deserves” our votes. In the end, our source says:
“I hate the fact the she will do anything in her power to get what she wants by lying, cheating, and playing with peoples emotions only to leave them hanging in the long run.”
Now I’m sure this guy never would have written to us if Kellie had actually been the sweet, naive girl she portrays herself as on television. Okay, maybe he would have…but it would have been another one of those “UR SO MEAN 2 MAKE FUN UV KELLIE!!!!!” letters. If you don’t believe a word he says, that’s okay, but some of this cannot be disputed. Kellie has lied about her singing experience, an independent article also called her out on her bitchiness in LA, and she is definitely laying it on thick for the viewers.
Brenna will end up where all those lost socks, random apartment keys and Justin Guarinis end up. Hope she likes dust bunnies.
Brenna Gethers: The spanking fetish web site.