Inquiring minds want to know: What is Britney Spears’ ”major career announcement” that Access Hollywood has been touting for the last couple of days? Spears is in New Orleans for Mardi Gras (is she becoming a bartender?), covering the festivities for ABC’s Good Morning America (is she their new travel correspondent?). While there, she spent a day with some schoolgirls who’d lost homes and wardrobes to Katrina, taking them shopping for new clothes and out to lunch at Emeril Lagasse’s restaurant. So, is she becoming a relief worker? Is she joining the Army Corps of Engineers to rebuild levees? Is she going to be Emeril’s new cooking-show sous chef? Or is she just planning a new album or tour? We honestly have no idea, so we’ll be watching Access Hollywood tonight on pins and needles to learn how Britney plans to reenter the world of gainful employment.
[UPDATE: Apparently, Britney's big "announcement" was that she has no immediate plans for the future. In that case, I have an announcement to make...]
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Bet she’s acting in another movie.
Ugh.
I hope her career announcement is that she is retiring.
She’s been rumored to star on Broadway, could that be it?
The smart money’s on her sending her extensions to obedience school.
I’m sure it’s just that she’s gonna be starting another album soon.
I would bet it’s the broadway thing. But I would laugh so hard if her career announcment is just that she’s going to put out another album. I would laugh even harder if her career announcment was that she was going to put out an album that didn’t suck and where she can actually sing. Ha!
She’s having someone else’s baby?
Shes going to be the new Jenny Craig spokewoman?
she has NO plan. That was the big news on access hollywood. NO plan. I think we all knew that already.
you people are hilarious! Whatever the plan is I hope it includes driver’s ed.
Lol Go Britney. I Just Watched It On Tv.. And I Think Shes Coming Out With A New CD. And Hoping To Work With The Likes Of Steven Tyler, Gwen Stefani, And Lenny Kravitz.. Imma Briteny Fan For Life, Cuz She Could Entertain Like Non Other In THe Early 00’s. So People Stop Raggin On Her. So Shes Not The Best Live Singer, Hmm Neither Are A Lot Of Artists (Mariah Carey, Mary J Blidge,Lindsey Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ciara, Ashanti) But Atleast She Gave Great Shows.
“We honestly have no idea, so we’ll be watching Access Hollywood tonight on pins and needles to learn how Britney plans to reenter the world of gainful employment.”
Um, no, we won’t.
That she will continue to keep her name in the news to keep her career as a talentless hack alive
She’s actually going to SING?
She will decide to work for Wal-Mart. It fits her upbringing and it was a “calling” for her.
She shouldn’t go through all the trouble of “rentering the world of gainful employment”. She’s already done enough to the world
She’s finally ditching that lazy no-talented bum she married?
She will be using a car seat for her baby.
She’s FINALLY going to take singing lessons??
ARE YOU KIDING ME BRITNEY WITH A NEW CD’THAT COOL,BUT DON’T ONATHER IT’S TOO MUCH.AT LEAST SHE SHOULD RELIZE BY NOW THAT SHE IS MOTHER AND A FREAK!!!I MEAN SHE HAVEHER MOTHER HOOD. I HOPE THAT..ANYWAY!
BRITNEY SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha…Britney suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
I was hopin gthat her plans were that she realized the error of her ways and that instead of pretending to be talented she was going to retire from public life, move to some small town somewhere, gain 30 lbs and blend in with the crowd. Hey, maybe she could sell sex toys like that lady that Tea is going to play in her new movie. Regardless of her announcement, I can still hope.
Hopefully this princess of trailer trash will announce her permanent retirement from public life, along with Paris Hilton.
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